Banger

Stealing this for ttrpg thank u

eating cornflakes and then cumming to spite Kellogg

I wish I was a little bit smaller
I wish I had a dollar
I wish I had a noticeable lack of my cishet father

GOOD LUCK!!
It's worth imo

WAIT U WERE HOMESCHOOLED TOO!??

(Girl who upgraded a month ago from pills to valerate):

So you're saying there's another upgrade?

OOH which one? :33

Oh I've just literally never heard anything good about grindr lol

Am I silly

My middle name lore:

When I was a little kid in a nightmare house, I used to use a knife and carve 'AMY' in hidden spots around the house- on top of cupboards, under floorboards, etc.
My hope was that someone would find them and think that a girl put them there. Turns out, a girl did just that.

You are so needlessly brave to be on the republican hookup app in 2026

YESSS
nummy

Mr. Gorbachev- tear up this ass

You know what? Fuck you
*un theys your thems*

Can u do this to me

Is it goooode

Chelsea you are an inspiration

Me, receiving my invite to a shindig:
Ooh this looks fun!

Anthony Kedis, frontman of Red Hot Chili Peppers:
You know that stuff's addictive, right?

YIPPEEE

Fucked up is what I go to ao3 for :3

YESSSS banish the lil demon

YESSS omg send the ao3 link plsssss

OMG I REMEMBER THIS ONE

WHAT IS THIS it sounds amazing

YAYYY

stopped watching smiling friends when i heard there was a reference to christine chandler in the season 3 premiere. in the big 25. can't these people just leave her alone

Smh they're fighting the male loneliness crisis

You circumcised him...

SO CUTEE OMG

CONGRATS!!!