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@leroykeats

Novelist. Two books from @saltpublishing. “The Bothy” and “Dry Cleaning”. Also Samurai for hire. (Only available Thursdays).

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You did WHAT? (Do tell.)

02.07.2025 14:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

28.03.2025 18:28 👍 17021 🔁 2611 💬 143 📌 113

Nope. White. Etc.

27.02.2025 09:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get on this folks - good stuff here for cheaper than usual including books from @petegreensolo.com @leroykeats.bsky.social and more.

26.01.2025 13:53 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Dead on. My hunch is he’ll turn on Bezos first as a warning to the other, social media owning, oligarchs.

21.01.2025 09:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re fucked.

21.01.2025 09:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have two. No. Three. Three’s the limit really. The fourth just feels wrong.

20.01.2025 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah. You’re probably right. I’ll get my coat.

20.12.2024 09:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have noted a deterioration in fruit/beg quality but thought it might have something to do with worsening climate. But Brexit is probably an underlying cause too. Why not get fucked over twice?

18.12.2024 09:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My dog just nominated me for the Nobel Prize for Literature. Kind of him, but no one seems very impressed.

13.12.2024 11:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We have a Carnegie library at the end of our street. Wonderful place.

12.12.2024 16:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just think his timing was impeccable.

12.12.2024 16:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s an abstract at best.

10.12.2024 22:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dogs. Difficult barky bastards. And then they’re amazing.

10.12.2024 22:13 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That or a bacon and egg sandwich — without sauce.

04.12.2024 13:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So the puppy is quite big now.

04.12.2024 11:55 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

03.12.2024 15:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was wrong to agree with Nick all those years ago.

03.12.2024 15:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Remember, kids, we wouldn’t be in this mess if we hadn’t invented the printing press.” JG, all the time.

03.12.2024 09:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He really is a stupid, charmless bastard.

01.12.2024 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

⚽️ I like it
⚽️ The football bullet points should be used more.

27.11.2024 09:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, man. The acme of Dad jokes.

26.11.2024 09:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Terrifying. I loved it.

25.11.2024 09:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incredibly beautiful game. I was more than happy to break from the story and just travel around and think.

23.11.2024 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He has a handy screwdriver too. One of those electric ones. Good at time and DIY. A bit like Handy Andy.

23.11.2024 09:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It seems like it’s generated a very reasoned and compassionate debate too. No shrieking or wild accusations. Passionate, yes, but respectful and thoughtful.

23.11.2024 09:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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¡Vampiros en La Habana!

23.11.2024 09:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I had an anti-scorpion checklist. Okay. Scorpions aren’t a thing here, but it’s good to be prepared.

22.11.2024 22:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Exactly. Also didn’t want to use a platform that actively stoked fascism. Or use a platform that was using Tweets to train X’s AI. Coming here has nothing to do with seeking out an echo chamber.

22.11.2024 13:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It needs a map!

22.11.2024 10:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0