I couldn't help but write a satire piece on this!
Enjoy the new ones!!
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I couldn't help but write a satire piece on this!
Enjoy the new ones!!
chrisbrotzman.substack.com/p/more-food-...
I love how Gutfeld immediately jumped to the idea that Jessica is highlighting how much plausible deniability trump is going to have when all this inevitably ends up in an impeachment trial.
Kevin O'Leary loves Trump because Kevin, too, is a whiny baby who requires constant praise about being some type mega-rare unicorn business genius
Precisely!! Here'a funny book I wrote that mocks these dinguses relentlessly.
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I have an entire an entire book dedicated to MOCKING these people.
The prefact ends: "Laughter is a final weapon. We must wield it mercilessly."
www.amazon.com/dp/B0F4L24KZ...
Give it a look. We should all be mocking these people constantly.
facsist. every one of them.
This old-ish satire piece about #elonmusk will never not be relevant. Everything he says and does confirms it.
chrisbrotzman.substack.com/p/elon-musk-...
Here's some satire on Trump's "amazing" economy!
Like and subscribe for free!
chrisbrotzman.substack.com/p/wow-trumps...
I wonder, after those cops assaulted a peaceful old woman, they went to Hardees to reminisce their high school football days, and how that *almost* made varsity
It's remarkable. Dude is the king of America, richest guy on earth, 10,000 miles above the law, has 37 kids with 81 women and he still is playing the victim all the time. He's just like the don
When this is all over, Trump and JD and Musk and ALL of those complicit, etc. will FOR SURE be facing some kind of Nuremberg situation right?
Please read and consider subscribing. We need fighters, not weaklings like Chuck Schumer. Hope you laugh a little.
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People on this thread might want to check out my satirical Substack "Everything Is Fine." My latest piece actually addressed this subject, even though I didn't know people were actually doing it! Come laugh along with me!!
chrisbrotzman.substack.com/p/so-you-sti...
This person thinks they're fooling anyone?
Check out my new Substack, where I make fun of the assholes in charge ruining everything!
Everything Is Fine: Let's All Laugh So We Don't All Cry chrisbrotzman.substack.com?r=66pq3&utm_...
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This is such a fun read.
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They need to get that man all the way the fuck out of here as fast as possible. he's impossibly dumb, impossibly short-sighted, and impossibly bad for this country.
absolutely agree.
Hey dingdong, King Elon doesn't even know what's fucking in the bill.
You don't want to be talking shit about Pelosi right now. She's the most intelligent politician on the Hill by a mile, and we need her dogwalking the Republican ghouls as much as possible.
Congratulations, Christians. You got Elon Musk to shut down the government and destroy your families' 401(k) just in time for Jesus' birthday!!!! #ElonWonThePopularVote #KingMusk
hi!
#ElonWonThePopularVote needs to start trending.
The ultimate question.
On Jan 21, 2025, who gets to run the @POTUS account here and on twitter:
Trump or Musk ?
"I do my own research" has always been very thinly veiled code for "I get all of my information from Aunt Cathy's Facebook page."
Ever since Covid, Rodgers has been in a competitive battle with Trump, Musk, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jake Paul, Andrew Tate, and Kari Lake for least likable person on planet earth.
You're right. I thought i read somewhere it increased their salaries to 243K a year. But it's going up to 180K.
Still shitty. I'm still gonna scream. But if it keeps the government funded, find. Jesus, what in the fuck happened.
That's the monthly pay raise, isn't it?
Salary went from 174k to 243k
God fucking damnit, can we PLEASE move on from the fucking septuagenarians?
WE ARE STILL IN THIS.
Wipe your tears.
This is the difficult business of hope and defying expectation.
We do not give up.
We run through the tape.
Y’all aren’t allowed to throw in the towel until I do. 😉
Big breath. Locked in. Let’s do this.