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REPORT: You Look Nice Today

youre so right for this

Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t Published: March 26, 2003

Trans people existing is more important than eating at chili's or watching Harry Potter on HBO. I have no problem throwing all these companies in the dustbin

Some folks treated me like a naive child for believing we had the money to cancel a portion of student loan debt

Oversized shoes? You mean the hallmark of the clown? The jester? Big floppy shoes for me to prance and jape about in like some joker? Well okay yes sir I like them very much.

websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab

i genuinely cannot process how debased our ruling class is. these guys will walk around all day in shoes that don't fit rather than tell their boss he's wrong. this whole thing where they pretend a stupid evil guy with brain damage is qualified to run every aspect of everyone's life is unacceptable

So now the TTRPG is dead, Geekify lost the entire Neopets license for all physical merch, the Kickstarter is cancelled, and all we will be left with is the enduring philosophical question nobody asked for:

Do Neopets fuck?

okay okay okay so

Neopets has a partnership with a company called Geekify for all physical merch. Geekify ran a kickstarter a while ago for a Neopets TTRPG and raised around 425K to ship a unique noncombat focused TTRPG centering around the existing Neopets world and lore.

Italy may have beat us in Baseball but we’re going to beat them in something they invented: being fascist.

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

Weed before beer?

You're in the clear.

Beer before Weed?

You face the sneed.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

It's really hard and really important to take this stance. When visible actors in visible roles take the lead on this and shame companies for these practices they protect smaller and less-seen workers from being taken advantage of ❤️

good news is I get to have like a week off work after this shit so I will have time to become a real human being again before jumping into a new job but MAN this is gonna suck

kasper's homebase schedule for sunday march 22: 11:30am-10:00pm

seeing this schedule update earlier almost turned me into the joker but All of us have shifts like this so I mean hey at least we all get to suffer Together 💕

family guy death pose aka what kasper will look and feel like by the time they escape work on sunday the 22nd

im scheduled for 50.5 hours next week

I mean I still have to deal w the devil on thursday but otherwise Real

ngl im still in shock this is real

this mouse is a pervert

logging on

When the elementary school is in a brown country, it's a "compound"

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

A scene from Bob’s Burger where the girl who wears the pink bunny ears hat says “is there a vegan alternative for egging a fascist?” The boy says “I only found a brick.” Bunny ears girl says “perfect”