Abughamentum!!!
10.03.2026 23:24
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Abughamentum!!!
Marvel's Hercules looks over his shoulder at two figures behind him in a green SUV. Amadeus Cho: Sorry here you are. What happened? Hercules: I'm not sure. She-Hulk sexed me and then left abruptly. I feel so used. Athena, Cho...you're both knowledgeable. Tell me: Do you think she'll call me? Cho: Nah. Athena: No. Hercules: Damn.
If this were Marvel, I'd say these mooks have no idea what they're getting into.
But since it's DC, I have to make it instead "These guys are human, so sadly Herc won't get the ass-beating he richly deserves."
There, I Fixed It:
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With hand on chin as if in deep reflection, Spider-Man says to someone off panel, "People are going to love you in jail."
More from "The line is drawn" Bond theme, here we have Jennifer, Natasha and Jessica as Bond girls.
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Damage Control v2 #3
goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024
MURDER AT THE SECLUDED ISLAND
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Gwen Stacy, what did you do NOW?
In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing
Today the United States wasted another #1B on an illegal war in Iran, money that could have been spent on funding health care or providing SNAP benefits or cancer research or academic scholarships for minorities. I could go on and on but I think you get my point. #endtheiranwarnow
Speaking as a She-Hulk fan, draw what you want. Life is too short to draw stuff you don't like.
Stephen Miller is a fascist promoting a dictatorship. He's an offputting creep, too – the GOP's Dr. Evil. Republican Sen. Thom Tillis says he's a “big problem” for Trump. But that's true only if Democrats take advantage and tie Miller to Republicans in the midterms.
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Its's possible that Prime, despite being a kid, is a douchebag in training.
If you’re lucky, yeah.
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Now if PRIME is really a kid à la Billy Batson, my point still stands. Around the time of the bicentennial, there were LOTS od douchbags-in-training at Four Corners Elementary School.
I meant Prime, NOT "Kick-Ass."
Where is she going if she can see these guys jerking off? Are they doing it in the open or is she not knocking before entering a room?
Bear with me, but is it possible this is a good costume because Prime REALLY IS a douchebag who should be kicked in the nuts?
"America"---singular---is a country, not a continent, and that is not going to change. Personally, I think it's high time the continent(s) of the New World "Columbia". (2)
This is good video, but she is losing me on lecturing about "America". I know many pe o ple in South America will refer to the Americas as "Anerica"and people from this country as "estadounidesans", but go ahead and tell Canadians,Mexicans, and PR nationalists that they are "Americans." (1)
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Revised dialogue.
" Monkton, remember when I--uh--my friend duct taped your mouth in court?"
"Yes counselor--I mean She-Hulk!"
"Don't make me duct tape you to a chair. This is a hulk's job, not a human's."
The She-Hulk, wearing a new set of revealing tatters that exposes her upper back, points to someone off-panel. "Stand back, Monkton! Where the She-Hulk goes, she goes alone!
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Has he FINALLY caught that road runner yet?