Pete Hegseth at a military funeral, hitting on the widow.

This dipshit hasn't. He thinks it's 1096 A.D.

All empty spaces on tables, dressers, shelves, etc., require books.

Lavender crocuses wet with morning dew.

So this happened overnight...

And that's what we have in common.

That smile tells you the medications are working.

ミモザ?

My fear is that we're only seeing a glimpse of how bad those places are.

I thought the Midwest had low-key hostility towards everyone and everything. Or maybe that's just Detroit.

Thank you!

There's a "lost in the bush" joke here somewhere, but I'm not going to make it.

Was Mamdani wearing a tan suit when he said that?

Is that an outpatient procedure?

Obscene gestures are a useful substitute when laryngitial.

You'd get more coherence in a random room in a memory care unit.

Fargo was a documentary.

I'd pay real goddamn money to see that happen.

His brain is such complete mush, they just hand him paper and say, "go read this publicly."

He mumbles through other people's words, blusters like it's a game show, then he wanders off for a nap.

This bus has no driver.

It's Detroit. That was the "nice" option.

Cthulhu would do the trick. He could have the entire Cabinet while he's at it.

Trick question. Because none of them are bowties.

I was hit with the cinnamon and/or bitter fruit cures within the last two weeks.

Peer? I just assumed you were the natural superior to most of us.

I'm at the point where if one more person suggests the miracle cure for diabetes... no jury will convict me.

Jesus! I take between 30 and 40 units daily to manage myself. How close to death was the patient?

4 kittens in a cat crate. One orange, one black, two tiger.

My brother rescued kittens. That's a tiny good thing in the world.

Thank you.

And

God-fucking-dammit.

Can someone explain the "Oh. Utah" thing?

We. Are. The. Shithole. Nation.

I can't wait until he issues a self-pardon and the slobbering goons explain that's why the Founders wanted.