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Alt account gathering all of my #witch #gaywitch #witchsky #pagan #crystals #occult posts into one easier to find place. My main @Witchboy-Lael.bsky.social is mixed chaos of everything. My familiar, Eros #catsky account @eros-primal-feline.bsky.social

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Rest, sweet witch
Let Morpheus in,
Recharge your energy
With clear conscience
You are supported
In your Craft
And in frailty
Let Nature work it's magic
In your path and days
As well as moon filled nights
The gods guard you
Until you once more stand
Under your own power

16.03.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Large granite mortar and pestal. 8 pounds. Black matrix with white quartz flecks. Small handle nubs to each side.

Large granite mortar and pestal. 8 pounds. Black matrix with white quartz flecks. Small handle nubs to each side.

Large granite mortar and pestal. 8 pounds. Black matrix with white quartz flecks. Small handle nubs to each side.

Inside view of grinding surface. Rough and unpolished. White quartz dominates the interior color.

Large granite mortar and pestal. 8 pounds. Black matrix with white quartz flecks. Small handle nubs to each side. Inside view of grinding surface. Rough and unpolished. White quartz dominates the interior color.

For my #herbal #witch folk.

This is an 8 pound granite set of mortar and pestal. Of my stone (marble, lava, and serpentine) sets, this baby does the heavy duty work. It's significantly bigger bowl is also very helpful when doing quantity grinding. Works great for: flower, leaf, stem, and seeds.

15.03.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie pic.

Black shirt. Layered red robe under white, under sleeveless black.

Unshaved stubble, messy hair. Layered necklaces. 

On my Porch, naturally.

Selfie pic. Black shirt. Layered red robe under white, under sleeveless black. Unshaved stubble, messy hair. Layered necklaces. On my Porch, naturally.

Here's what those Jehavah's Witnesses encountered this fine Saturday.

Sunning upon the Porch throne and playing with his phone while smoking and drinking coffee with sugar-free hazelnut creamer.

15.03.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

About my "Porch Troll" persona...

It's actually not a persona. I am very much this way. In talks with my mom recently, she said that I wanted to be a Hermit and grumpy old man since I was 5. I have finally arrived at my dream.

I relish it. Despite the grumpy, I love teaching and helping.

15.03.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Well, damn! I put away the altar a few minutes too soon...

Got it all tucked away back in the house. Plop back onto my Porch, light a cig...

Then the Jehovah's Witnesses arrive enmass! A flood of them!

*shakes Troll fist at the universe for missed comedy opportunity!*

15.03.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Something to remember:

For younger witches or even older, just starting out.

You'll see beautiful tools, crystals, and various things posted. For me, I've decades of very slowly choosing each thing. It's a literal lifetime of collecting everything.

#witch #pagan #occult #witchsky #occultsky

15.03.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Entire altar placed on carrying tray. Wrapped in the silk cloth and a secondary, thicker paux leather cloth. Lighter on top of cloth to be put away separately. 

Offering saucer left on white porch column until the rosemary blossoms dry up.

Entire altar placed on carrying tray. Wrapped in the silk cloth and a secondary, thicker paux leather cloth. Lighter on top of cloth to be put away separately. Offering saucer left on white porch column until the rosemary blossoms dry up.

Altar packed up and ready to go back inside to put away.

Incense finished, breeze took out the candle flame.

Offering plate with rosemary blossoms will stay on the porch until dried out.

Secondary reason: neighbors' kids outside playing now. No need to traumatize them with peen statues!
#pagan

15.03.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme:

Outside text
"What are you up to this weekend?"

Below text is a Mormon looking young guy holding up a book titled, Gay Witchcraft with purple cover.

Meme: Outside text "What are you up to this weekend?" Below text is a Mormon looking young guy holding up a book titled, Gay Witchcraft with purple cover.

I'm on it.

#gaywitch

15.03.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Black saucer w/ Greek Key pattern holding fresh cut Rosemary. Rosemary has purple blossoms and some pale blue.

Above is a silver chalice holding black tourmaline bits. 

Above that is my censure holding stick and cone vanilla incense.

Black saucer w/ Greek Key pattern holding fresh cut Rosemary. Rosemary has purple blossoms and some pale blue. Above is a silver chalice holding black tourmaline bits. Above that is my censure holding stick and cone vanilla incense.

View of my entire Porch portable altar. 

From the back, left to right:
Bronze statue of Eros leaning against a tree stump holding his quiver left hand. Bow in right. Winged Eros Phallus on wooden mini table with a clear quartz shard. Crouching grieving Eros. Against the wooden table leg is a moss Agate male torso. 

Tray with silk cloth, left to right:
Marble male torso upper corner, middle bronze candle snuffer, lower corner bloodstone male torso.

Next brass candle holder with blue candle, below it a painted wood heart. 
Next top labradorite heart, then incense censure, then silver pentagram, then silver chalice holding black tourmaline pieces.

Next calcite heart, then rose quartz slab on a brass stand, then painted wood heart. 

Next, far right corner, top down:
Sodalite male torso,  then pewter mini cauldron,  then gold sheen Obsidian 

In front of tray, on silk cloth, left to right:

Painted wood heart, then offering saucer with fresh rosemary blossoms, then painted wood heart.

View of my entire Porch portable altar. From the back, left to right: Bronze statue of Eros leaning against a tree stump holding his quiver left hand. Bow in right. Winged Eros Phallus on wooden mini table with a clear quartz shard. Crouching grieving Eros. Against the wooden table leg is a moss Agate male torso. Tray with silk cloth, left to right: Marble male torso upper corner, middle bronze candle snuffer, lower corner bloodstone male torso. Next brass candle holder with blue candle, below it a painted wood heart. Next top labradorite heart, then incense censure, then silver pentagram, then silver chalice holding black tourmaline pieces. Next calcite heart, then rose quartz slab on a brass stand, then painted wood heart. Next, far right corner, top down: Sodalite male torso, then pewter mini cauldron, then gold sheen Obsidian In front of tray, on silk cloth, left to right: Painted wood heart, then offering saucer with fresh rosemary blossoms, then painted wood heart.

left to right:
Painted wood heart with black tourmaline, then Bronze statue of Eros leaning against a tree stump holding his quiver left hand. Bow in right. Silver triquerta disk. Then Winged Eros Phallus on wooden mini table with a clear quartz shard. Against the wooden table leg is a moss Agate male torso and a painted wood heart. Then crouching, grieving Eros in white ceramic. Then painted wood heart with black tourmaline.

left to right: Painted wood heart with black tourmaline, then Bronze statue of Eros leaning against a tree stump holding his quiver left hand. Bow in right. Silver triquerta disk. Then Winged Eros Phallus on wooden mini table with a clear quartz shard. Against the wooden table leg is a moss Agate male torso and a painted wood heart. Then crouching, grieving Eros in white ceramic. Then painted wood heart with black tourmaline.

Complete overhead view of the prior pictures. Please refer to them for detailed explanation.

Complete overhead view of the prior pictures. Please refer to them for detailed explanation.

Today's portable altar on my Porch. Description in pic's alt text for those interested.

Petitioning for protection and mental and emotional healing.

Offering of blossoms from my Rosemary bushes and vanilla incense.

#pagan #witchsky #gaywitch #witch

15.03.2025 16:14 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Statue, Winged Phallus of Eros. Reproduction of statues found in shrines and temples of Eros. 

Resting on a carved mini table. A clear quartz shard lies in front of the statue.

Statue, Winged Phallus of Eros. Reproduction of statues found in shrines and temples of Eros. Resting on a carved mini table. A clear quartz shard lies in front of the statue.

Courtesy note:

I follow Primal Eros, wherever He chooses to lead me. That means I will sometimes post/repost extremely sexual or even explicit pics. I made a point to warn in my profile, but it may not have registered.

If these posts offend, I suggest hiding them. More efficient than muting.

15.03.2025 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Lessons in patience. Waiting for the sun to get high enough to get a picture without the sun glare back lighting it. The joys of an East facing Porch domain.

Ah. How many of us take into account directional elements in our craft? Each element has a direction on the compass.
#witch #witchsky #pagan

15.03.2025 14:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ancient Curse:

"May your Frosted Flakes always become instantly soggy!"

5 year old me. I was vicious when crossed. 50 years makes it ancient, right? Especially if calculated in Gay Years!

#gaywitch #lgbt

15.03.2025 14:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Everyone loves witches until we start doing witch shit. Now it’s I’m β€œweird” and you’re β€œscared”

Everyone loves witches until we start doing witch shit. Now it’s I’m β€œweird” and you’re β€œscared”

Jokes on them. I love being weird.

14.03.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

May Water's ebb and flow
Thaw your frozen heart
May the tears of those 'round you
Bring you back to truth
May the blood shed by the innocent
Finally matter to your soul
By Water's eternal pressure,
May your actions be better!

#witch #pagan #occult #witchsky #gaywitch

14.03.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By Earth's connection with my being
Begin to rebuild your rotten foundation
By the physical blow of my hand
Awaken from your idle stupor
By the bounty that sustains us
Do something about those left wanting
By Earth's patient endurance,
Make the changes needed for us all!

#witch #pagan #occult

14.03.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May the Air in my lungs
Reach your stubborn ears
May the words shouted at you
Break free your stagnant thoughts
May the winds of change
Move your reluctant stance
By Air's power and motion
Address the wrongs left unanswered!

#witch #pagan #witchsky #occult #gaywitch

14.03.2025 13:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

May the Fire of my indignation
Burn 'round your body's compliance
May the smoke of my condemnation
Shroud your mind in comprehension of your mistakes
May the heat of my scorn
Dry out your wet, weak efforts
By Fire's might and fury
Finally do what's right!

#witch #pagan #occult #witchsky #gaywitch

14.03.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#Pagan #mythology

17.03.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boreas, chill northern wind,
Blow away that which harms
Call forth your brothers
To circle 'round me now
Let pain be blown from my form
Let self doubt be also removed
Let your mingled airs refresh
My tired mind and heart
Then, blessed gifts bestowed
My humble thanks as you go.

#witch #pagan #poem

13.03.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Magic Ponderings:

So. State of Grace.

Only applies to Abrahamic religions?

Has a more general spiritual or magical meaning?

Should be pried off the wreck of those ideologies and returned to fit service?

What exactly is it?

Helpful or hindrance?

Does it even exist in the modern world?

13.03.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"So did I," says the Scorpio from the corner shadows.

13.03.2025 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting with tags.

#witch #gaywitch #witchsky #pagan #art

13.03.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Water magic. When my emotions surge, I reach out to the element of Water for help. Being AuDHD, my emotions have always been deep and strong. To the point, I began suppressing expression of them as a toddler in survival mode. I figured out that no one in my life wanted to deal with either extreme.

13.03.2025 14:04 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Gentle sway brings
Chimes ringing
Blending with rain's
Patter upon the ground
Serene and soothing
Before the dawn
The air washed clean
In the never silent world
Magic is awake and aware
Waiting for your attention.

#poem #witch #gaywitch #pagan #witchsky #occult

13.03.2025 13:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Magic comes in waves
Of words and intent
Thrown into the Void of Silence
Echoing outward, onward
Gaining power through repetition
Rising through all obstacles
Bypassing resistance easily
Until orgasmic manifestation

#poem #witch ##gaywitch #witchsky #pagan #occult

12.03.2025 15:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly a familiars handbook in their native language!

#familiars #witch #pagan #occult #occultsky #witchsky

12.03.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dark blue bandana. Ornate border. Center scattered paisley swirls. Border and swirls in white.

Dark blue bandana. Ornate border. Center scattered paisley swirls. Border and swirls in white.

For those beginning with #tarot ...

It's perfectly ok to use a simple bandana or any cloth for your layouts. In practical terms, it makes it easier to pick them all up when done.

On table surfaces w/o a cloth, the cards can get tricky to pick up. Especially true for those with hand issues #witch

12.03.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
17.03.2025 00:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Book cover

Red art neuvo red border
Black background 
White image with skeleton lifting up a shrine

Title Becoming the Devil They Fear
A Gay Book of Shadows 

By Ryan Willey

Book cover Red art neuvo red border Black background White image with skeleton lifting up a shrine Title Becoming the Devil They Fear A Gay Book of Shadows By Ryan Willey

Bluesky esoteric book challenge. A book per day (it's okay to skip days if you're really busy), in no particular order, until you've shared ALL of the best occult books in your personal library. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
#Books #Esoteric #Occult #esotericbookchallenge

12.03.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does the #witch community have an interest in a Mercury Retrograde Protection spell I created?

If so, is how I share my spells working for you?

#astrology #witchsky #occult #occultsky #pagan

11.03.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0