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Paper- and digital collage, no AI. Poetry, prose, essays & hybrid stuff. Wildlife & climate. Small but furious. Still masking, still persisting. πŸ…₯

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Text: Every tap has a past. Every flush has a future. @neorsd.org

Text: Every tap has a past. Every flush has a future. @neorsd.org

happy World Plumbing Day to all who celebrate.

11.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

apostroph-orange O_O

11.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Flash Deal: $25 per class when you sign up for at least 3 out of the five! Ends on 3/15/26

11.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All good snow otters go to heaven β›„πŸŒžπŸŒ±

11.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯° such a sweet photo

10.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can be a little sad. I grew this hedge from 10-inch tall babies. It might even be 20 years old.... πŸ€” And there you have it, I don't even know the age of my own dilapidated children πŸ«₯

10.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15559 πŸ” 3518 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 65

have just learned these hoodlums absolutely decimated my 15-year-old holly hedge and apparently they only suffer the spiny leaves when they're REALLY really hungry so I can't even begrudge them 😭 istg they better be pregnant

10.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

orange-postrophe

10.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Today, we're publishing Don't Steal This Book - a (mostly) empty book from almost 10,000 authors, protesting the theft of their work by AI companies.

🧡 1/3

10.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 10
Three white-tailed deer who live in this area, about 25 feet from the house. I had to hold my pose forever while this one sized up the safety situation. We are still debating whether any of them are pregnant.... 🀞

Three white-tailed deer who live in this area, about 25 feet from the house. I had to hold my pose forever while this one sized up the safety situation. We are still debating whether any of them are pregnant.... 🀞

got a visit from four friends ^_^ (three shown here)

10.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Dessin colorisΓ© de Champmignon portant jean, casquette et sac banane,  s'apprΓͺtant Γ  donner un coup de maillet sur un ordinateur portable posΓ© sur le sol

Dessin colorisΓ© de Champmignon portant jean, casquette et sac banane, s'apprΓͺtant Γ  donner un coup de maillet sur un ordinateur portable posΓ© sur le sol

Mornin'

09.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I like this cartoon so much we paid the New Yorker the fee it requested to include it in my book.

We’ve not even had the vote 100 years. Let’s not let thing backslide.

Happy International Women’s Day, one and all.

08.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 882 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1
Large white bird with dark eye markings and curved red bill sits on the ground in dappled shade with the downy head and breast of its chick emerging from under its left wing. Ted-tailed tropicbird.

Large white bird with dark eye markings and curved red bill sits on the ground in dappled shade with the downy head and breast of its chick emerging from under its left wing. Ted-tailed tropicbird.

This parent and hatchling Red-tailed tropicbird for my #SuperSeabirdSunday offering. With as many as 10 nesting within metres of the Park’s Hut on Phillip Island, off Norfolk last week- it was always advisable to have the phone handy

07.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 371 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
un collier argentΓ©, le mΓ©daillon est une fleur de coquelicot stylisΓ©e, faite avec des pΓ©tales rouges d'hortensia, et un coeur de graines de coquelicot

un collier argentΓ©, le mΓ©daillon est une fleur de coquelicot stylisΓ©e, faite avec des pΓ©tales rouges d'hortensia, et un coeur de graines de coquelicot

C'est pas encore la saison, mais si vous voulez un joli coquelicot autour du cou, c'est possible dans ma boutique ! 🌹

(Pour me soutenir : partagez, commentez, citez ce post β™₯ le karma vous le rendra ! 😁)

07.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A large basking shark model hanging from the ceiling of a museum

A large basking shark model hanging from the ceiling of a museum

What if we kissed under the basking shark?

08.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 687 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 8

πŸ€—πŸ’–

08.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Big Enough - Jimmy Barnes Screaming For 1 Hour
Big Enough - Jimmy Barnes Screaming For 1 Hour YouTube video by Zachary S. Marsh

good morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ...

08.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
orange peel opened in one piece, looks like a cute lil snake

orange peel opened in one piece, looks like a cute lil snake

ssunday ssatssssuma

08.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

saw a film Loving Vincent last night. still thinking enchanted thoughts abt its visual complexity & fascinating structure. also learned (with subsequent OL verification) that several "facts" I'd learned about VG were simply not true. i.e.: Vincent never even HAD syphilis, it was Theo--like WHAT?? 🀯

08.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In support of stand up for science here is an image of galaxy M51. Beautiful night. Clear and no moon

08.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 6646 πŸ” 799 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 18

beyond delighted you've introduced me to his work!

08.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ί that was amazing 😭

08.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
TL juxtaposition:

Riker Googling - how to find a cat lost in a holodeck

Riley Black - pic of annoyed-looking cat saying "Guess where I'm not allowed to go."

TL juxtaposition: Riker Googling - how to find a cat lost in a holodeck Riley Black - pic of annoyed-looking cat saying "Guess where I'm not allowed to go."

πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Firefall, Yosemite 2/2025
Horsetail Falls, illuminated by the setting sun for a couple of weeks each February….

#flowing #blueskyartshow #nikon #yosemite #landscape #landscapephotography

07.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 11540 πŸ” 1404 πŸ’¬ 186 πŸ“Œ 51

this morning while making spaghetti sauce I realized "jesus loves me this I know" is the can-can

07.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6760 πŸ” 1514 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13
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Stand Up for Science plans second rally on March 7 Public health chaos and research funding cuts are inspiring nationwide pro-science protests against the Trump administration

Public health chaos and research funding cuts are inspiring nationwide pro-science protests against the Trump administration

06.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 748 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 14
kevinrkirk 2d
@ Threads
Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5.

(Drawing of chopping of part of land)

suahuatica 2d
MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 4351 πŸ” 871 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 99

β€œStay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. β€œYou will need all your anger now.”

"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"

25.08.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 1623 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 10