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I like a bunch of stuff. Doctor who stuff, Godzilla stuff, making stuff, watching stuff, reading stuff and eating stuff. Collector of vintage recipe books. Maker of rash purchases.

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I read a book. It was good
Daughters of Britannia - the lives and times of diplomatic wives. Katie Hickman, 1999.
Fascinating mix of biography & social history, covering the complex lives of the wives, sisters & daughters of British diplomats

08.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club, Godzilla Adjacent:
Frankenstein Vs Baragon (1964)
Nazis seize the heart of Frankenstein's Monster & ship it to Japan to create super soldiers. Years later, a wild boy is discovered. He grows to monstrous size...just big enough to fight random kaiju, Baragon.

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pub landlord, pouring a pint behind the bar. Caption: "Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did". From THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

Pub landlord, pouring a pint behind the bar. Caption: "Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did". From THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

Dunno why this popped into my head while watching the news.

28.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 13136 πŸ” 5318 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 184
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Film Club: The Great Godzilla Re-watch
Ghidorah: The Three Headed Monster (1964)

Climate change and a meteor shower herald the arrival of space monster King Ghidorah, ravager of worlds.
Mothra must persuade Godzilla and Rodan to team up to defeat a common foe

27.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I read a book. It was...odd
Beautiful Star. Yukio Mishima, 1962.

Written during nuclear testing and the UFO craze. The Osugi family come to realise that they are each from different planets, and have a mission to guide humanity towards world peace

26.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I read a book. It was very good
The Eye of Zoltar. Jasper Fforde, 2014

Jennifer Strange and her team are tricked into a quest to find a fabled magical artifact. Unfortunately, this part of the Cambrian Kingdom has a 50% survival rate at best
Bat poop crazy and lots of fun

25.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club
The Importance of Being Earnest (1952)
IMO the greatest comedy ever written. Sadly, easy to mess up if you're trying too hard to put an individual stamp on it.
So far, this is the best version I've seen. Used to have it on VHS years ago

23.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I read a book. It was good
Holes. Louis Sachar, 1998

Stanley Yelnats is sent to a Youth Correction Camp. Every day the boys have to dig a 5' hole, to build character, but is everything as it seems to be? What is the warden really looking for?

21.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
Typical Wes Anderson picture. Beautiful imagery, eccentric characters, heaps of nostalgia, all star cast.
The story of M. Gustav, last of the great concierges of pre-war Europe

20.02.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Caveman’s Lament
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me think about her when sun rises
me think about her when sun sets
me say to her how much me love her
she tell me love invent not yet
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me make cave all warm and cosy
me lie bearskin on cave floor
me play song of love on bone flute
she choose cave of Tim next door
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me no more go out hunt mammoth
me throw spear too short or long
me sit in cave me paint her pictureΒ 
she say me got perspective wrong
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me cook meal to show me love her β€”
diplodocus with fried beans β€”
she say food anachronistic
me not know what this means
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stone age mighty hard for lovers
yet rub two flints look what you get
small sparks lead to big inferno
but she say love invent not yet


homo unrequitus

The Caveman’s Lament Β  me think about her when sun rises me think about her when sun sets me say to her how much me love her she tell me love invent not yet Β  me make cave all warm and cosy me lie bearskin on cave floor me play song of love on bone flute she choose cave of Tim next door Β  me no more go out hunt mammoth me throw spear too short or long me sit in cave me paint her pictureΒ  she say me got perspective wrong Β  me cook meal to show me love her β€” diplodocus with fried beans β€” she say food anachronistic me not know what this means Β  stone age mighty hard for lovers yet rub two flints look what you get small sparks lead to big inferno but she say love invent not yet homo unrequitus

To mark Valentine’s Day, here is what is believed to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus.

14.02.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 433 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 13

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

13.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 4851 πŸ” 1531 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 87
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Film Club: Godzilla Adjacent
Dogora (1964)
A carbon eating space jellyfish is intent on consuming the world's supply of coal and diamonds. Subplot involving international jewel thieves.
A bit silly, really; but a decent model

13.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I read a book. It was good
The Essex Serpent. Sarah Perry, 2017

Widowed Cora is throwing herself into the pursuit of fossils, in the process, she gets ensnared in the tangled threads of a society caught between science and superstition.

13.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Mothra vs. Godzilla, given a 4/5 rating

Poster for Mothra vs. Godzilla, given a 4/5 rating

#Zillathon2026 4: Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
A solid kaiju classic that boasts a generally strong story with good themes, likeable protagonists, entertaining villains, and a skilful blend of serious and camp. Mothra's futile self-sacrificial battle against Godzilla is as tragic as it is hilarious.

08.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I read a book. It was good
The Bookshop, the he Draper, the Candlestick Maker. Annie Gray, 2024.

A history of the high street, from it's early beginnings to the 1960s and beyond. Fun and accessible, and nostalgic towards the end. Recommended

09.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club:
Godzilla and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (1964)
Sorry, Mothra vs Godzilla.

After a typhoon Mothra's egg washes up on the mainland. Evil business men want to turn it into a tourist attraction. Meanwhile, Godzilla has also been washed up, the good guys ask Mothra for help

08.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club
Brief Encounter (1945)
Classic story of an ill fated emotional affair between two naive adults who should have known better.
In the top 10 of BFIs Top 100 films, and deservedly so

07.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I read a book. It was very good
The Oppermans. Lion Feuchtwanger, 1933
Persephone bk 136

A story about a Jewish family in Berlin as Hitler rises to power. Scary, because so many of the events and attitudes are playing out in modern day Britain and America
Should be required reading in all schools

04.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A pretty anthro dragon with spacey themes (yes it's another femboy, so sue me)

A pretty anthro dragon with spacey themes (yes it's another femboy, so sue me)

First new character of 2026! This is Galaxias, envoy of the Moon, and he's from the same universe as Gwen and Mulberry. I think I managed not to make him too overdesigned? Let me know what you think

#LinzerArt #furryart #scalie #dragon

02.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Gorath (1962), given a 2/5 rating

Poster for Gorath (1962), given a 2/5 rating

#Zillathon2026 Gaiden: Gorath (1962)
Another sci-fi film about humanity coming together to fight an alien threat. Unfortunately, in spite of gorgeous model work, this one falls flat thanks to dodgy pacing, batpoop insane science, and the baffling inclusion of a giant walrus... for all of 5 seconds.

02.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two Jokers turned into furries waow

Two Jokers turned into furries waow

Custom Joker commission for @lalosalamanda.bsky.social! He ordered Lalo and Andreynn turned into Throwback and Wrathful Joker

#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #Balatro

03.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club - Godzilla adjacent
Gorath (1962)
A rogue star is heading on a collision course with earth, consuming everything in its path.
It's up to some very serious scientists and some very jolly astronauts to save the day.
Brief appearance from gigantic walrus, Maguma

02.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1920)

Very interesting visually, but not as watchable as Der Golem.
A mysterious performer uses a somnambulist to commit murders in a small German town

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I read a book. It was gripping

Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine. Gail Honeyman, 2017
Survivor of a traumatic childhood, Eleanor is NOT fine. However, things are about to change, whether she likes it or not

25.01.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club
Following (1998)
Christopher Nolan's first film. A wannabe writer starts following random people for "inspiration". His naivety sees him sucked into a voyeuristic criminal scheme that doesn't end well.
Student film vibes, but pretty good.

24.01.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Veritian the dragon as Sixth Sense

Veritian the dragon as Sixth Sense

Did a lot of work on Veritian's face, he's definitely finished now!!! (lying)

#LinzerArt #furryart #pixelart #dragon

24.01.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club
Der Golem (1920)
German silent film, once thought lost. The classic story of a creature made out of clay, brought to life through black magic, to protect the Jews in Prague.
Job done, he naturally starts to turn on his creator, discovering he wants beauty, love, and to touch boobies

24.01.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Film Club
Drunken Master (1978)
Classic Jackie Chan Kung Fu comedy.
I laughed a lot. Not necessarily because of the jokes...
Ne'er do well is sent to learn the secret of the '7 drunken gods' fighting style. Based on a folk story

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