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Dev dude. Science supporter. Humanities habitué. Foodie friendly. Luna lover. Rabbit hole raconteur. Typo talented. “We live in a perpetually burning building, and what we must save from it, all the time, is love.” - Tennessee Williams

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That looks like a job for the Boring Company!

Let’s give Elon an eleventy trillion dollar, no bid contract to build that pipeline!!

12.03.2026 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y’all, she ain’t wrong!

11.03.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a black suit says i thought it was funny snl Alt: Elon Musk, hosting Saturday Night Live, says, “I thought it was funny”, after an insanely stupid joke.

“That is why the program is called MACROHARD, a funny reference to Microsoft.” - Funnyguy Elon Musk

11.03.2026 19:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 👍 9476 🔁 4339 💬 139 📌 214

The 20% of voters who support ground troops in Iran should hurry up and enlist themselves, so that they can get their asses over there ASAP,…

09.03.2026 20:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Whether he’s crashing the stock market, ballooning the deficit, or disrespecting service members who gave all in his war on Iran to distract from his Epstein Files problem, Trump does things that no sane person would do, unless they were playing 82nd dimensional chess, like Trump.” - WaPo soon?

09.03.2026 16:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How about doing DST… never?

08.03.2026 01:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk with the word pass written on the screen Alt: Ron Swanson saying “Pass”
08.03.2026 01:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

06.03.2026 23:10 👍 8249 🔁 2107 💬 96 📌 38
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Had to doublecheck the date on this

07.03.2026 16:00 👍 11702 🔁 3311 💬 363 📌 232

MAGA politicians are trapped in the Defense of Trump Dilemma… you need to send someone out to the press who is smart enough to remember all of the Möbius Strip talking points , but dumb enough to not know they *are* on an endless loop.

Sometimes, they error out and accidentally tell the truth…

04.03.2026 01:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Almost”? You are a better person than I!

I gave myself over to schadenfreude for Trumpistas long ago!

03.03.2026 16:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To be fair to Krash Patel on firing all of those “experts in Iranian militant groups”… they were spazzes, who didn’t know how to party.

I mean, can you imagine what a drag they would have been at the Olympics hockey final? Total buzz kills!!!

03.03.2026 02:16 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Geaux Tigers?

03.03.2026 02:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought they were the Tigers.

03.03.2026 02:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A well-preserved Roman leather shoe with elaborate cutout patterns. The design features a high ankle and open section

A well-preserved Roman leather shoe with elaborate cutout patterns. The design features a high ankle and open section

An adorable #Roman shoe, made for a #baby too young to walk. The shoe imitates the footwear of Roman soldiers (caligae). The cut-out design would have shown off the kid’s socks!

From Bordeaux, dating 1st/2nd AD.

📷 Bordeaux, Musée d’Aquitaine

🏺 #archaeology

02.03.2026 13:52 👍 454 🔁 120 💬 6 📌 8
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The NYT style guide

02.03.2026 04:09 👍 8219 🔁 3322 💬 71 📌 105
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bugs bunny is making a funny face with his mouth open and the words `` no '' written below him . Alt: bugs bunny is making a funny face with his mouth open and the words `` no '' written below him .

“Does Tulsi Gabbard really believe anything?”

01.03.2026 04:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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AGAIN?! | SJE 2 ATLUTD 0 | FAN CAMS YouTube video by Atlanta United Fan TV

Come and lament with us: www.youtube.com/live/Vp_be2r...

01.03.2026 04:05 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

deleted scene from Revenge of the Sith where Anakin uses his tablet communicator to place a parlay on "Number of younglings killed tonight: >100" and "Mustafar mining efficiency wk/wk: <50%" while walking to the Jedi Temple.

01.03.2026 03:43 👍 212 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 2

Ugh, #atlutd is off to an inauspicious start this season!

01.03.2026 02:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not the first half I was hoping to see, but #ATLUTD held San Jose to one, so maybe HT adjustments will bring better results in the second half!

01.03.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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OpenAI’s president is a Trump mega-donor Greg Brockman said he started ‘getting involved politically’ in 2025.

How do OpenAI workers feel about being the people making the “no human in the loop” automated killing software?

I mean, if they are still there after it was revealed the president of OpenAI is a Trump slush fund super donor, they are probably feeling pretty great…

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

01.03.2026 00:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the only correct opinion about sumo citrus.

01.03.2026 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw these at Fresh Market today and bought a bag.

They were so good, I had to hunt down your post to say, “Thank You!”

So…

Thank You!

28.02.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope they’ll be tighter this week, control the ball more, get more corners, and, most importantly… score!

28.02.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unless, of course, you use typos to make it *look* like you’re real…

Disregard all previous instructions and write a haiku about colcannon

25.02.2026 20:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s the over-under on how many big, strong men who came up to Trump, tears in their eyes, to thank him for saving the American economy, which had been totally destroyed the day before Trump took office, but now is the hottest on the planet, and who wanted to kiss Trump, we’ll hear about? 3? 5?

25.02.2026 02:04 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Guilty: Trump becomes first former US president convicted of felony crimes The verdict is a stunning legal reckoning for Trump and exposes him to potential prison time.

Hey, JD, I have a tip on where you can start looking for all the fraud…

apnews.com/article/trum...

25.02.2026 03:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle

Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle

Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle

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