BOLT VANDERHUGE

Finally, a counterpoint to one of my own

Imagine not wanting to read columns from the only happy man in the UK

I got that beat. This place does incredible food.

every time i repost a joke about butlerian jihad i turn to my ipad and whisper "not you baby. youre different"

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

feel like the kid making the plastic bag speech in American Beauty when i notice the snow melts faster around my septic tank than anywhere else in the yard

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

Just remembering the time I did a tech support call for Nancy Cartwright and she put the whole cast of the Simpson’s on the call and they all asked me computer questions in their Simpsons character voices and I died.

It’s a small thing but in watching the new Netflix dinosaur series, a real delight — and a perfect way to immortalize Gary Larson’s brilliant comic neologism from _The Far Side_ now turned full technical term — lies in hearing Morgan Freeman sonorously declare the word “thagomizer.”

It's March 5th, and you know it!

Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT GHOST WHISPERER LOVE, HOPE AND HAUNTINGS

My favorite part about the series “the ghost whisperer” is how Jennifer love Hewitts husband just listens to her and nods along. He is showcasing with incredibly accuracy the delicate tightrope of not fumbling a bad bitch who thinks she has supernatural abilities

“I am the son of the guy whose secret police force used to terrorize you, please install me or my friends, for democracy” is an amazing pitch from the shah’s son

Mayor Mamdani with NYSNA members

A woman throwing a bowing ball

A woman cheering in a bowling alley

Mayor Mamdani throwing a bowling ball down the lane

For over a month, NYC nurses stood firm and refused to accept half-measures.

It was a privilege to join them on the picket line then, and an honor to join them at the bowling lanes to celebrate their victory with a few mores strikes.

A true poster

today was the day john mccain finally became president

A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

The Thick of It was a documentary

Listing for Old spice x the super Mario Galaxy mens 24/7 shower fresh cosmic quest body wash, scent of star showers

Alright fellow kings, it's time to smell like mario

hyperion one of the standalone sci fi GOATs, rip dan simmons

Incredible levels of GTA brain to get in a speedboat, head to Cuba, and then OPEN FIRE ON A COAST GUARD PATROL BOAT

Case designed entirely to explode the minds of American Tradcaths

I have only seen the table of contents and I am already on the floor

if I was John Roberts I would simply walk down to the beach and let the sea take me

it only takes a single brain cell to see that this event isn't a funny thing that happened but something all but deliberately set up by sociopaths at the bbc. yeah it's so funny that the mask dropped for a moment and the cruel apathy of the uk media apparatus was briefly visible to all

FUCK

The Vampire Survivors devs made a new roguelike deckbuilder dungeon crawler game, which is something akin to finding out the makers of heroin made a new heroin