Simon

It’s Norm’s never-seen wife, with her face obscured by a pie. And not what I’d assumed was some horrible industrial accident.

Picture of an apparently horrifically scarred faceless woman with the caption “This fan favourite Cheers character doesn’t actually have a face.”

For a moment this was the most terrifying piece of clickbait I’d ever seen.

We have managed to break a load of our computer systems by running a penetration test from inside the firewall. This is the cyber security equivalent of “the call’s coming from inside the house!” in a horror film.

Lippy kids on the corner again. It wasn’t their shade but all power to them.

She went grey at an early age. Must have been the bickering.

If it was 8:08 for a time check, Simon Mayo would always say 808 State. #totp

Had a lot of these on a compilation I bought in Tower Records on Piccadilly Circus.

I loved the other Jesus Jones song. #totp

I can virtually taste the snakebite and blacks in the student union bar. #totp

The live strings aren’t often justified on #totp but here they totally are. Such a tune.

Excellent. Great video too, but this will do. #totp

I think that’s Tom Hank’s apartment from Big. #totp

I haven’t watched one of those Henrik Ibsen things. Hope there’s not a test. #totp

Quietly confident about the next #totp too. 91 was a good year.

Bob Holness nailing it. #totp

This is pure aural dopamine. #totp

GET IN!! #totp

Didn’t Andy Williams also look like this in the nineties? #totp

The dads this was something for are now mostly dead. #totp

Oh god, I’m in car being taken somewhere by mum. Radio 2 is on. Madeline moment. #totp

Calling it, best episode of the night. #totp

We’re incredibly lucky this wasn’t ruined by Pan’s People. #totp

For some reason I’m expecting a cartoon sausage on a fork to fly in. #totp

It’s got to be the actual Bee Gees shurely?!

Saint Peter drags up well. #totp

Four rejected Doctors Who. #totp

I can’t imagine a tune on TOTP where that would not be a relevant post.

I thought Wigan had a certain je ne sais quois.

Pallbearerzone. #totp

Come back Vanilla Ice all is forgiven. #totp