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I feel like Gamera is the better choice here. He's friend to children everywhere. Plus rockets.

14.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I'm responding to declarations of love from now on, too.

13.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not great at this. Howdy Sailor.

04.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meatloaf was Bob Seger's Wario.

23.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since you've obviously travelled back in time to the 90s, I'll take a Deli Dinger or a Breakfast Dagwood, please.

22.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Eating Saturday Night Live GIF Alt: Murder Durder Saturday Night Live GIF
19.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's giving Ted Bundy.

15.02.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
vhs cassette titled bears bears bears

vhs cassette titled bears bears bears

*mΓΆtley crΓΌe voice*:

15.02.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 1105 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12

Woah... woah...woah...

15.02.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bona eek

15.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox

somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

05.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1229 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12

I know it primarily from Loreena McKennitt. It's a gorgeous song.

04.02.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a teddy bear wearing a hat and tie Alt: a cartoon of a teddy bear wearing a leather fisherman's cap and harness in front of a seisure-inducing bear flag
04.02.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@ztul.bsky.social

03.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Howdy. I'm Andrew. Or I would be if my cousin hadn't been born first and stolen the name. πŸ˜„

03.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am guessing the pronunciation youre looking for is "fillim"

29.01.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A bunch of werewolf sex workers waiting for clients

A bunch of werewolf sex workers waiting for clients

I can't be the only one who sees a bunch of werewolf sex workers waiting around for clients, right?

28.01.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For your first case or two, I recommend offering investigation skills to the players and how they might apply.

27.01.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers

Dakoda Motor Co.
Morcheeba
The Cardigans
Spiritbox
Tarja

26.01.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We used Grok to sort people into ectomorphs, endomorphs, mesomorphs, and lagomorphs. Turns out a lot more people are rabbits than previously thought."

20.01.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI Policing is just 21st Century Phrenology.

20.01.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with blue face paint and a necklace with the words whoop on the bottom ALT: a man with blue face paint and a necklace with the words whoop on the bottom
17.01.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When these people say "War on..." what they mean is "Alternatives to..."

There's a certain kind of person who feels personally judged and attacked whenever anyone else makes a choice they wouldn't make.

15.01.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Food bank of Delaware will take pet food.

11.01.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same.

09.01.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
01.01.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mzuri Sana!

01.01.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A perfectly innocent, definitely-not-made-of-asbestos snowman holding a stop sign.

A perfectly innocent, definitely-not-made-of-asbestos snowman holding a stop sign.

01.01.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ministry of Fear

27.12.2025 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0