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Your favorite poster's favorite poster's favorite poster's mutual who hasn't talked to them in a few years. he/they. pfp by @shalmons.bsky.social

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Ayyy Ian Riccaboni commentary tonight hell yeah

12.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so I've never had to actually get off there, and nothing inherently wrong with having to wait at a cemetery, but the fact that there's also apparently a Bog next to it, I gotta go death swamp

11.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i went my whole life thinking i was giving onix the tungsten cube

11.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 753 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oracle's Loracle Ellacle downplays soft PINGAS apocalypse frreerrs: 'We think the SaaS-SaaS-SSSaaaaaaSSS SaaSpacalSaas applies to MAMA LUIGI, but not THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK'

11.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2008: Oh wow, they're adding Snake and Sonic to Smash Brothers, you don't see that every day

2030: (too busy siphoning gas from MRAPs owned by the Department of Agriculture to notice that Chester Cheetah is now playable in League of Legends)

11.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

our glorious get that bag
their wicked selling out

11.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, knock it off, buster

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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pair of 1-bit ports for @prophetesque.gay !

#1bit #pixelart #shalmonsart #art #digitalart

10.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

10.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1502 πŸ” 560 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 7

Yes I would fuck my clone

09.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

German polycule fracturing over whether they should shop at Aldi Nord or Aldi SΓΌd

08.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See I think there's nothing wrong with a send up to an adaptation but if somebody is going to market their product as a sendup to the book show me the fact that he can't work with small veins, makes them massive, and then can't deal with his massive 7'8'' veiny creation

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean there's a lot they have to ignore from Boris Karloff Frankenstein to get it right that I don't think Hollywood is willing to part with to mythologize their original and that's gonna kneecap them forever

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 4748 πŸ” 1066 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 18

Hmmm. Standing right forearm.

06.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1-900 numbers and LLMs truly just missed each other. Imagine calling the WCW hotline to have AI Mean Gene Okerlund tell you to drive a car into a police station

05.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the staff of this place is soooooo mad that it isn't used primarily by libertarian slashdot readers

05.03.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Hechicero: Lasso from El Paso | Elevated Texas Cloverleaf/hold

#AEWDynamite πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

05.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lance Archer lookin like Dril tonight

05.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My next tag champs!

The Brawling Birds: γƒ„γƒΌγƒ»γƒγƒΌγ‚Ίγƒ»γƒ―γƒ³γƒ»γ‚ΉγƒˆγƒΌγƒ³ (TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE) | Delayed spinebuster + running lariat combination (aka HART ATTACK)

#AEWDynamite πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

05.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And honestly we should be thanking wrestling for being part of what makes dedicated places for bingo viable

04.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

27.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2589 πŸ” 670 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 20

You know I'm pulling out the Spongebob ultra detailed still frame with the pores and stubble and shit showing all the time

03.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks Logo Generator

Turtle Power!

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

02.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 7816 πŸ” 1863 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 41

Aww the whole thing won't fit oh well

02.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm like the fucking lisan al gaib seeing the golden path

02.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow there was a self service drink area and this was not a problem.I understand this was in a dream and it couldn't exist in real life but it baffles me that my brain came up with it when it was on autopilot.

02.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a dream that I was at just. The most unrealistically good Applebee's bar. Two service counters, extremely spacious, multiple types of seating areas, clearly relaxed and well taken care of staff, non-threatening almost community vibe from the patrons even though it was like 70% full

02.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Darby Allin is the Jared Leto of wrestling. Turning off interactions for this post.

02.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know recycling kind of doesn't do anything but we get a second free trash can for the low price of keeping up a kayfabe

02.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0