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@robotpinemarten

🍐 40 disabled, Queer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ House MD medical malpractice brainrot since 2005 Ineffable idiots πŸ˜‡πŸ˜ˆ Parent to 7 Izzy’s Full time Izzy canyon resident Steddyhands truther ilikepears on ao3/ discord Filthy proshipper. Proud sicko No minors πŸ”ž no antis. No AI πŸš«πŸ’š

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"live action of [insert animation] in the works--" please just fund animation instead of treating live action as the final pokemon evolution of a story

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
House sitting on a chair in his office therapists office wearing blue jeans and a dark blue T-shirt. His right arm is crossed over his body with his hand resting on his upper left arm showing off his biceps nicely

House sitting on a chair in his office therapists office wearing blue jeans and a dark blue T-shirt. His right arm is crossed over his body with his hand resting on his upper left arm showing off his biceps nicely

Gnawing on his biceps

10.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a square collage with pictures of izzy hands and in the middle says i ❀️ my babygirl

a square collage with pictures of izzy hands and in the middle says i ❀️ my babygirl

❀️

10.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of people questioning whether the King should visit the United States. I think he definitely should; to recolonise it.

10.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 987 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 12
orange themed crafts for fandom market

orange themed crafts for fandom market

EAT AN APPLE FOR GOD'S SAKE

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#fandommarket

10.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

let me draw for you!!

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#ofmdart

09.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

For every teenager that says people 30+ shouldn't be in fandom, I grow more cringe and therefore more powerful.

10.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Badger artwork with the words β€œI only think about ☠️ and Yaoi”

Badger artwork with the words β€œI only think about ☠️ and Yaoi”

This is a lie, I also think about badgers

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜I’ll go in a minute’
*30 minutes later*
β€˜I’ll go in a minute’
*30 minutes later*
β€˜I’ll go in a minute’
*3 hours later*
Did I ever go and pee? πŸ€”

10.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So smol

10.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really thought quicksand would be a bigger problem than it ever has been in my life

10.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I loved the early series but then like many things it went on too long and went to shit

10.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the sort of bullshit that you’d hear on booktok where people are buying 20 books a week and reading bits and skimming it just to say they read it

10.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve done this accidentally. It didn’t turn out well

10.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jess, a dilute calico cat, sits on a patterned duvet facing the camera. She seems content

Jess, a dilute calico cat, sits on a patterned duvet facing the camera. She seems content

Jess, a dilute calico cat, inspects four Warhammer miniatures, Skaven clanrats. she is gigantic next to them, a true Large Entity that these units are ill-equipped to fight

Jess, a dilute calico cat, inspects four Warhammer miniatures, Skaven clanrats. she is gigantic next to them, a true Large Entity that these units are ill-equipped to fight

A homemade tiΓ³ de nadal - a Catalan Christmas log with a hat and painted face - next to Jess, a dilute calico cat. An empty plate sits in front of the tiΓ³.

A homemade tiΓ³ de nadal - a Catalan Christmas log with a hat and painted face - next to Jess, a dilute calico cat. An empty plate sits in front of the tiΓ³.

Jess hiding in a filing box and peeking out of it the day after we brought her home.

Jess hiding in a filing box and peeking out of it the day after we brought her home.

The Girl

10.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyways πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

09.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you get the railway safety book illustrated by Quentin Blake with an illustration of someone being decapitated? It’s not really surprising that we all have anxiety after the 80’s/90’s public safety information

10.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shawlette Auction item 'Shawlette' hosted online at 32auctions.

Pirates, crafters, and advocates! Today's featured Craft Fair item is this GORGEOUS shawlette. Showcasing some of our favorite pirates' signature colors, this piece of wearable art is just waiting for your bid. Help support AIC and look fabulous while doing it!

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10.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a cool post about crows on Instagram and thought about Guppy, they’d have loved a cool post about crows

10.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can tell it’s fake because Johnson has brushed his hair

10.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The gay prophets saw that one day a gay frog would emerge and created Con O’Neill as bait

10.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

04.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 1271 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Warwickshire County Council's Reform leader faces no confidence vote Warwickshire County Council's George Finch is accused of bringing the authority "into disrepute".

Reform UK Warwickshire leader is facing a vote of no confidence after being accused of bringing the authority into disrepute.

10.03.2026 06:27 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 14
a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.

a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.

#catcrumb

09.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 288 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Intentionally crudely drawn illustration of a Mothra-adjacent kaiju destroying a city. Border text reads β€œyou are the wind beneath my wings”

Intentionally crudely drawn illustration of a Mothra-adjacent kaiju destroying a city. Border text reads β€œyou are the wind beneath my wings”

You are the wind beneath my wings.
#art #MotivationalKaiju

09.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Intentionally crude illustration of a cat with wide open mouth making various cat noises. Caption reads β€œlet me sing you the song of my people”

Intentionally crude illustration of a cat with wide open mouth making various cat noises. Caption reads β€œlet me sing you the song of my people”

Song.
#art #cat

09.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I gave myself a wicked crying headache when my favourite character died

09.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Baked goods and chaos

09.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 11656 πŸ” 2772 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 83

This is how I access Bluesky

09.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0