Diabetus

Wanna keep my new year’s goals simple this time so I’m just gonna fix all of my personal flaws and become the idealized self

Doubt any other films will wanna premiere that weekend because this should take up all the box office face welcome back to the Super Mario Galaxy movie

I'm a ways into Act II (gotta defeat a thing at two locations before accessing the next thing). It's good merde!

I'm torn. Clair Obscur is an excellent game, but now I know how to say poop in French, so it's also a moral failure

Was excited for today's Steam sale until I saw most of the games cost well over pi dollars

Just revisited some old screenshot let's plays. That RE4 one from The Dark Id was a hoot! I should do a search here and see if anyone else has reminisced about the guy. Before the results come up I think I'll take a comically large sip of coffee

Texted the missus a <3, letting you all know in case anyone needs romantic ideas for today

*desperately trying to fit in* uhhh yeah I have a Switch too

Not to brag but I wrote 2025 on a form on my first try

Got my New Year's Resolutions done in record time. Turns out the trick is to list out stuff that's super easy to do

Was just made aware of a significant data breach. Apparently someone monitored my Twitch use all year and then sent me a detailed and visually pleasing email recap about it

Feeling inspired today by this quote on gratitude:

“I guess I should be thankful.”
- Falco Lombardi

I dunno if I'm in any starter packs but if I am and you pulled me from one, congratulations! I am of mythic rarity with high resell value

Ok so while there are 14 million+ users here I should mention that most of them are alts I made while I was brainstorming cool sounding account handles

'Captain Novolin' released on this day in 1992.

The self-proclaimed "world's first diabetic superhero" does battle against an army of alien junk food, but quickly discovers that his poor control / inability to self-regulate makes him his own worst enemy. Check you feet!

I don't have any candy to hand out but I do have extra copies of my resume and a desire to pursue profitable growth for my small business

you know me I'm always edging!

It takes a lot for me to block people on social media but if I ever learn you prefer red apples over green apples we are done

Saw some new followers on here and decided to celebrate with an entirely new post! Wow that was awesome, thanks for helping make that happen

At MAGFest and things are already getting crazy. Like just now I added creamer to my coffee and I normally never do that

As you might expect I am dressed veeeeery different than usual (wearing pants today)

I’m too scared to look at FF7 Rebirth footage because what if they show Cid saying a swear without all the symbols

Blocking, muting, and following back everyone who follows me on here because I just love these social media features!

Rebranding as X_Betus, the everything poster who’ll also do your banking

So since this place is invite only for now, how's about those of us here open up and share our deepest insecurities and personal failures as a fun little icebreaker

Ah-ha, hello there. This seems like an excellent spot for me to rarely post