Dima Volkov

I like to imagine musclefurs watching fatfurs and just imagining which ones they can lift

But you and Puc are my adopted dads...

"7 tickets to Zootopia 2, please"

Us arcade basketball x ping pong hybrid D1 athletes gotta stick together

His glutes diminished

Prosthetics Will Not Suffice

Hank Hill's BBL

World stunned Silently

Smoke from Vatican Chimney

The McRib is back

Miss you already GayGay <3

Dima is getting stuffed in the cornucopia, but he doesn't want to get stuffed in the cornucopia. Adrenaline Rush Adrenaline Rush.

Oh God oh jeez oh fuck

Phenomenal

Jayjay doesnt think im cool ;-;

Right now I'd rather be wearing nothing but my Cuban Links, lounging in a Lazy boy with a plate of melon and prosciutto watching The Rockford Files

Kinda burnt out on painting Iron Warriors and Chaos in general. Gonna work on some Ultramarines and maybe some Custodes

IT GUY WHO POSTS ON GRUNTSTYLE FB: Valhalla awaits us brothers

ACTUAL ARMY GRUNT: what’s up TikTok it’s your boy Jesse27 today I’m doing the cinnamon challenge in my asshole

ACTUAL SPECOPS GUY: (lying burned and dead in his car from a heroin deal gone wrong)

BLFC was pretty fuckin' tight <3

Gun dog

When I grow up I want to be an accounting manager for Enron

Over a decade ago I heard someone named White Mike drop the bar "I'll use your butt crack as a fuckin nut rag" at Scribble Jam and for the love of christ I need that clip. If anyone has it you'll be my hero.

That sounds illegal

Idk when the last time I said this was but I need you to cook for me

Goodnight bluesky dot com

My goal in life currently is to have a physique that sets off the Planet Fitness Lunk Alarm just by reaching for the door

Strange, usually you bust on a slide whistle not a guitar

I aint a macro but uhhhhhhhh 6'5"

I should come back out there

We can put you into my skull and have you grab all the levers and switches to drive me around like a Gundam

Technically yes since controlled information is being accessed by a foreign party. I ran into this a few months ago. If your work is CMMC compliant or anything similar data being backed up to an AI repository is in violation of that too.

Guard your heart against love and guard you're head from blunt force trauma

Furries are the backbone of modern aviation

Copious amounts of steroids and 24 inch arms would fix me ngl

All the shit you thought was cool when you were 9 is what's actually cool