JH

She’s right

guarding his hoard...

Torturing myself by going to the shops and looking at beautiful but expensive and unnecessary homewares

gold medal skippity paps

Next time I come over I’ll teach you Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi so you can also summon me with that

obsessed with smarty’s expression in this one

“Bind your inner hoop,” they say. “It will keep the fabric taut much better.” And it does

alchemy is very easy:

1. get some lead

2. recreate the white-hot primordial soup from which we all spawned

3. profit!

My boss just told me that I am not allowed a scythe, and I would just like to know, why does he hate fun

My tuxedo cat snuggled into my side

Tabby cat curled up in a basket

Tabby cat sitting in an empty plant pot

Recent babies for the feed... Baz is in a containers phase

ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck

as you know I don’t go here butttt lmk if I can do a final proofread or something ok

A hand holding a bead embroidery with a tiny sword, flail, spikes and other various beads. The text reads "this email could have been a duel | fight me"

En garde 🤺

#embroidery

hans

A WIP embroidery piece, with a sword and mace chzrm, spikes and letter beads. The beads read "this email could have been a duel | fight me"

I'm just saying, we could settle this with swords, instead of 30+ emails. 🤺

#artWIP

my friend the salt shed......

Getting the first hint of summer approaching and immediately wanting to make something again. Will I do it, that’s not the point (on the weekend I will at least make bread)

a blue and pink diner-style menu for "Roxy's Diner." food options are all $0 and include "Chicken in Gravy", "Greenies (8pc)", and "Illegal Bread"

in a bid to avoid doomscrolling on my lunch break i made a menu for my cat

Also feel like I might be starting to get sick (cross your fingers I’m not) and this is not helping

I MISS my FRIENDS

scrolling past takes from mutuals (none of youse) for which anyone else would be blocked for irritating me. that’s the power of friendship

Creature...

Same person who always uses “within” when he can just say “in”

Every time someone writes “ml/L” I get closer to the edge. Those are the SAME SYMBOL. Act like it

We should be at the stationery shop

Sad cat with its face pressed to a window

Cat under a blanket with tears and hearts edited over it

3 pm on Friday... get me OUT of here

Line drawing of a fish coming up onto the land. Below it, in a typeface akin to some tarot cards, are the words: THE FOOL

Am I “good” at doing any other ones, I think not

when AO3 commenters tell me they like my narrative voice... thank you <3 I grew it myself <3