2 fb messenger notifications surround a venmo notification, making this fucker look a little too happy for my personal tastes
read the room, notifications bird
2 fb messenger notifications surround a venmo notification, making this fucker look a little too happy for my personal tastes
read the room, notifications bird
im pretty sure I heard Mr brightside once on our local classic rock station tbh
2 Gmail notifications with a Google drive in the middle. The notifications bird is tweeting a sad song
i was going to write something but this sudden weepy notifications bird says it best I think
the Monty python sketch about the joke that kills people, but in brownie form
to clarify: I've been on this site a bit but only looking at mutual posts or when I'm tagged (which is basically never)
i've been way off of this site and also twitter for a long time, where'd he go?? I can't even find a post explaining why they haven't posted for 6 months
the 2000 dollar rebate was the friends we made along the way
2 ig icons surround a low battery notif
i don't know what kind of emoticon critter this is but look at it goin :o with the beedle nose
most realistic show about Logging On
psycho man is my favorite hideo kojima character
2 instagram symbols surround a rain symbol and it looks like a fucked up lil guy
happy Halloween from the NOTIFICATION CRYPTID
you all sounded great- sorry I had to leave halfway thru the set!
got an amazing photo of @taulpall64.bsky.social tonight with nucaro
liberals these days, asking for richard pictures,
I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice
the callous daoboys is an amazing band name. i have yet to listen to a single song by them because i don't think the music can be as good as that name is and I don't want a broken heart
hey bluesky i put the newish ep on bandcamp so you can download it for free if you want- also we're gonna make physical copies of it with extra tracks sometime this year so keep an eye out for that
catvoltron.bandcamp.com/album/good-e...
i went all over the map looking for that thing and was so glad when I finally figured out where it was
counterproposal: a cool twisty ramp that makes the cars do a barrel roll as they launch off and would probably cost as much as what they're suggesting
AmyBrown.xyz says: this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend (note she died in August 2025) and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like "Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters."
Kathy Hepinstall Parks (Sept 1 1964-Aug 17 2025) had this to say about AI
tbh I thought it might be AI because of that
it's important
2 instagram notifications flank a discord message notification. The discord one kind of looks like a bats nose to me, idk
wow! a rare notifications bat!
Jesus that shirt rules
come to the gig. we have songs
Google search for too much tiktok (it doesn't mention a show but instead people wondering how much tiktok is too much)
which is funny cuz Googling "too much tiktok" only pulls up a bunch of ppl wondering how much time on tiktok is too much so if this gets more popular then instead of this people will see "haha funny show about Bradley and Jessica will they won't they find out by watching all 2000 hours on tiktok!!!"
The promotion
Jfc ok so bluesky isn't letting me post this the way I want but tiktok is doing a promotion for a show or a podcast or a musical or maybe even just the concept of Too Much
In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said โBOOBIE5โ
A typewritten note that reads "it happened here"
2 fb messenger icons surround a Gmail icon to look like a deeply unhappy crying bird
same, notifications bird