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I would suggest cutting them with scissors or a knife into fourths, modern edibles are crazy strong

12.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact we've already crossed beyond BDSM because choking porn is illegal in britain which I imagine most people wouldn't even consider to be "true" BDSM, and anal is still considered sodomy and therefore illegal in a shockingly large amount of places too.

11.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 494 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 9504 πŸ” 4349 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 216
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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

10.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 17054 πŸ” 3932 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 158
panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

my resident evil fanart

09.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 3957 πŸ” 1176 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1
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08.11.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 2166 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Kay F. Atkinson's author page on amazon, featuring the cover for Unlimited Combat Dolls, then, separately, the covers of the Fleet and Fabricant trilogy.

Screenshot from Kay F. Atkinson's author page on amazon, featuring the cover for Unlimited Combat Dolls, then, separately, the covers of the Fleet and Fabricant trilogy.

happy women's day!

why not celebrate with Girl Violence?
I write a lot of Girl Violence :3
it could be said, as a matter of fact, that Girl Violence is the primary focus of my work

tinylesbianrobot.itch.io
www.amazon.com/stores/Kay-F...

08.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It only happened once, but I came so hard I was afraid

09.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PARTY PURSES - PG 2 & 3

bottoms unite, tops are stinky and dumbge

07.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1073 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
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Time for a little spring cleaning~ 🧹🌸

Would you hire these high-caliber maids to help you?

Full set of 11 alternate outfit variants of Metal Slug Eri x Fio (including bunny suit, naked apron dress, lingerie, fully nude + more) available here ⬇️
www.patreon.com/posts/147272...

07.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2565 πŸ” 410 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
kasane teto utau hentai

kasane teto utau hentai

m*sturbate for clout πŸ†πŸ’¦

06.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1987 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

aight. you know i have OCD about like... proportions and stuff

and this time! i explain the thought process.

#DiceyHasItchyBrain

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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how it feels to come home after a long day of work and watch the amazing digital circus

06.01.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 15109 πŸ” 5131 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 67
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ο½Œο½…ο½‡ο½ο½—ο½ο½–ο½… 個

real bionicle lego art by /u/amusered !

05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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V4L Android Street Witch

05.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 3791 πŸ” 822 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 3641 πŸ” 1293 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11
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Highmountain female elf - colored #ocart

01.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 955 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gobbo knows a good elf women type

05.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1356 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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He lives! And with magnets! Finally got the real size I wanted (27 cm).
Still needs a few corrections on some cuts. Not sure how I managed to key the Wolf in one try. Not a fan of the visible arm seams, but it turned out well and now I can use it as reference!

01.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 704 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Yay! I found this super dirty video on X, then checked if the same one was posted on bskyβ€”and it was! Hehe, when I find something awesome, sharing the info with everyone is just my style.🫰🏻πŸ₯Ή

05.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

02.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 4160 πŸ” 1513 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 19

If I were a Democrat I would win over young voters by breaking this man upon the wheel like it was the 30 years war.

04.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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dog nightmare

27.02.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun

05.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 10942 πŸ” 1751 πŸ’¬ 505 πŸ“Œ 57
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i might be the happiest i’ve ever been, dubai stock market is plummeting right now

04.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 3498 πŸ” 264 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 39