Paul Morris

I'm on it. Gonna open some emails. VIGOROUSLY!

There's a lot of money to be made from extraordinary gyrations in the market.

Not that I suspect anything untoward in the mixed messaging...

Well, I'm certainly inspired to expend at least 17 calories now.

That isn't calories CONSUMED, I hope.

If ever there was a grave worthy of a piss...

New plan: Let's just copy and paste yesterday's weather into the remainder of the week.

Can confirm

Interesting technique that State is using to locate potential evacuees.

Every time you hear "Marco," you're supposed to yell "Polo!"

No Livin' on the Edge when it comes to litigation. 😂

C'est dommage

I think you need to be flexible 😂

Absolutely PISSED at Disney Vacation Club. Two hours of dialing to spend another 100 minutes in a queue to be told by the CM that she had to switch us to another queue to book the member cruise. Then she cut us off.

#DisSky #DVC

Stressful hour registering for Moonlight Magic while Stitch caused technical problems.

But we're in and I promise to over-indulge on frozen treats.

#FirstWorldProblems

MK’s 10th on my first visit.

Now get off my lawn. I want to sit out there and yell at clouds.

But $2000 tariff checks are still on the way, right? RIGHT???

Wish I'd gone to Cuba or Mexico.

*checks news feed*

But snow is nice, too...

Spreadsheets don't inspire you to excel? 😀

My seasonal allergies seem to be bothering me this morning, too…

Schoolhouse Rock - Dysfunction Junction

Totally on brand for Andy FailMayor.

Local boy does good!

At least it wasn't a live auction. I bid $500 for an item that sold for $30K...

...while seated at a table with the Mayor of Montréal, head of IMAX, and Olympic gold medalist, Jean-Luc Brassard.

I was out of my depth in SO many ways that evening. 😂

Serious frozen treat envy. Have a great evening!

Operated by the same chain:

I'm not crying. You're crying.

I remember the good ol' days when we called "forced deleveraging" a "margin call."

I've seen this movie a few times since 1987.

***SPOILER ALERT*** It doesn't end well.

I was curious because it's unusual for him to post good news. As I suspected, the job market is dreadful.

But $2,000 tariff checks... amirite?

Are the ear muffs removable? Because somebody's going to yell, "HURRY HARD!" and it'll be like, "What was that again?"

My happy place. I don't mind the cold at all when I'm in the parks, but I also like warm afternoons by the pool.

You probably have another pair just like this one.

Freakin' Bloomberg! Next, they'll tell me that my tulip bulbs and Cabbage Patch dolls are worthless.