Paul

First vs Second and man alive did we turn up. 3-0, 1 point behind with a game in hand and one goal behind on goal difference. My village, my team. Vamos

Meeting up with the 6 Spurs fans I drove from Malaga to Bilbao for the final this week. Wasn’t looking forward to it but now I can’t wait

Still listen to it in full at least once a year. But 43 years ago! Thanks for that

Dirty Cockney Red since 74 and can confirm I will back Arsenal over City every day of the week. Yes their fans will be insufferable but as many people have said, mostly online

My all time favourite was my mates brother singing “Games without Frontiers, Born without ears”

Not the whole of Bluesky. My wife was so impressed when watching Hells Kitchen and I knew all about a certain celebrity guest from the wrestling world. And thanks for the 2000AD tip btw, signed up and diving in this weekend

I think some people have to get out of the “look what happened with Ole” mindset. Completely different personalities. Also, can’t see any of the other names mentioned getting on with the Ineos/Glazers meddling

Turned 57 today. Spent the whole day with my wonderful wife. Spoke to all my friends and bought a pair of age inappropriate trainers. I’m a very lucky man

And not for you obviously but for any of your followers, support the fanzines! They are essential in these days of YouTube etc. Digital subs available if you can’t get to a game. Ex Red News seller myself so I know how cold and wet both sets of sellers are most games

Was saying to my wife that it feels quite cold here today in southern Spain. Then my mate in the US sent me this. Exploding trees makes it seem positively tropical

VAMOS!!!! Can’t wipe the smile off my face

Will be with you in spirit from sunny Spain. Feel sick with nerves already GGMU

One from my match going days. A mate who was arguing with his wife about going to an away. He said to her “which one of these statements is 100% factually correct. On the day I die I will still support United or on the day I die I will still love you?” Divorced not long after funnily enough

Very unlucky not to get a hat trick. I’ll even forgive his Peaky Blinders haircut if he scores again against Brighton 🤞

Very happy for Big Ben though. Every cloud and that

Went out and treated myself to a nice new Ralph Lauren polo shirt. 2 days later my company rebranded using the exact same colours as the shirt and the pony. Never wore it again

I’m always wearing my red tinted glasses obviously but surely choosing the Berties when Pep could go soon and of course the 115 on the horizon, it’s all about the cash isn’t it??

Flight home to Spain delayed so it was 0-0 when we took off. Couldn’t believe the score when we landed

Probably the first line up I could name from memory

Out shone not our lived

I left Twitter years ago but anyone dissing him isn’t an old school United fan. The man was immense and often lived in Robbos shadow. GGMU

I remember a joke in Red Issue saying City wanted to buy this new Dutch superstar Salford Van-Hire. Same issue where someone asked if a player was injured all the time as he’d never seen Hugh Scousebastard actually play but he was always sung about

Married in Vegas and did exactly the same. My wife laughed but as the beer flowed I said it again. A titter. The third time she told me this could be the shortest marriage ever. For once I listened and it’s our 24 year anniversary soon

First day at work in a bank in 1985. Asked my Dad for any advice and he said “when they ask you to make the tea, make it as shit as possible so they never ask you again”. It worked so thanks Dad

My mates closest train station to his house. I’m such a child, I always take this pic when I visit

He’s been immense this season and a little overshadowed by Big Bry

From the great guys at T Shirts United if I’m not mistaken

I love the Ryder Cup so much. After yesterday’s shenanigans, I hope we get the 2 points needed and then just walk off the course en masse

I loved his attitude. Imagine if Rasmus would have worked as a lifelong Red.

I tried so hard with an ex. Watching Germany vs England and she asked “Why isn’t Schmeichel in goal for Germany?” When I said his nickname was The Great Dane, she replied with “Didn’t know he was Swedish” Gave up after that