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Eli The Cat

@elithefat

I liv wiv mumm and Joels. I liketoo eet. I liketoo rede abowt waht mine frends am doinge. Prowd memmbor ov #Hedgewatch an #Plundercats. I amnot fatte I am bigbones.

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Oaghe Mando thatis an BLIRRIANT ockterpuss!!!

10.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonzobongos ALLS ovber tha werld 😸

10.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bertles, Tokeyo isnott goin ennyware. Dade needes to foacus on gettin bettors. Boops an purrs comin hims waye 🧑

10.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noooo Nessey yoo soo TEENYTINEY!!!

10.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cheddar sits on a blanket, with his paws under his chin and looking at the camera as he tells his story.

Cheddar sits on a blanket, with his paws under his chin and looking at the camera as he tells his story.

Figgy told me seekwet
He ses I cannot share
How he climed under blanky
And kissy Socky dere

Socky did not hit him
She did not growl or hiss
Somehow Figgy cuddled
One minnit wif our sis

#CheddarPoetry #INotBeleebedHim #ButMamaSesItHappen #SockyAlwaysHitsMe #SheNoKissyOrCuddleMe

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

Bee ungubbernibble an STAYE ungubbernibble!!!

10.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Charlie is a black striped tabby cat laying on his favorite red blanket with one leg stretched out  with a little attitude 😼

Charlie is a black striped tabby cat laying on his favorite red blanket with one leg stretched out with a little attitude 😼

oh mine poor human before you tell me what i did wrong...
you should first know i donot care 😼🐾 #cats ❀️

10.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Naice bocks Homie!

10.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wel hims obverrously a intellergint lyfe forme thenn.

10.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mabbey. Waht hims saye?

10.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine mumm juss grynd upp tha tabblits an micx thems inn mine foode. Ime wil deffernitly eet itt!

10.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eckserlunt beenz Flerkle, trooly eckserlunt!

10.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thisis wunderful nyoos, iff tha nyoo hoomans am sendin yoo uppdayts, woud yoo bee abble too shair wiv uss?

10.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An smol bloo vissitor?

10.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yoo alls betterer? YAAASSSSS!

10.03.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Forebidded bye whomst??!!

10.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thatis an LOTT ov celeries fore thiss tyme ov yeer! Hear itiss 55.5 faringhides, 13 celeries. Ime woud like an few moar celeries iff Ime iss honnest butt itis onley Martch.

10.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mumm iss jumpin arownd agen!!!

10.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Morcel am soo byootifull! 😻

10.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man singing into a microphone with the words " you are awesome " written above him ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " you are awesome " written above him

WAOW! An Ime fort Ime wass doin well wiv neerly nyne hundord! 😹😹

10.03.2026 06:57 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Diddyoo jummp inn thare yoreself Flanny?

10.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lookit byootifull Babbs evverrycatte! Shee iss mine fafferit frend att @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social !

10.03.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ov corse! Iss cleerly ann organanic catte tchree!

10.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thatis mine fayse when Ime iss planning mine neckst parckour serkit 😸

10.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Eli the orange and white cat is under the indoor clothes dryer. He has grabbed a tea towel and is trying to hide underneath it

Eli the orange and white cat is under the indoor clothes dryer. He has grabbed a tea towel and is trying to hide underneath it

Whomst sed thatt?

10.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yoo cann sleepe inn Gonzo, tha hellocobber is not goin ennyware 😸

10.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Night night sweet dreamies 🧑

Maybe not today.
Maybe not tomorrow

But one day you may look back and realise that even the difficult chapters were quietly guiding you somewhere you were meant to be
Sometimes life is unfolding in ways we can’t yet see

Tomorrow is another page

09.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 578 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5
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Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday

Let your kindness remind people that beautiful souls, gentle hearts, and good energy still exist in this world.

Never stop being a good person

10.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 703 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Juss bee wel Flanny. 🧑🧑🧑

09.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending love to our Glasgow friends @weegiemogs.bsky.social and @smillapanfur.bsky.social going you and your humans are not too affected by the fire in town😽😽

09.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0