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An Exquisite 2026 Formula 1 Preview For True Sophisticates | Defector The trick with every Formula 1 season is to believe, at the start, that it will be exciting. Fortunately, if last year’s preview was any indication, sports fans tend to be quite good about doing this....

Billion dollar race teams MacGuyvering rotating rear wings, running teenage drivers. Going to be wild (everyone should subscribe to Defector, btw) defector.com/an-exquisite...

07.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 7485 πŸ” 1517 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 72

One of my senators (D) went on TV and framed the problem with Trump's decision to launch an unprovoked assault on another country as entirely about process. She agrees with the carnage, she just wishes she would have been consulted about it first. Sorry to be a bit bummed out by that, I guess.

01.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 2829 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 16
27.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 4522 πŸ” 990 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 18

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

27.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 3247 πŸ” 594 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 8

β€œi’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

24.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 3517 πŸ” 723 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Spencer I have a well maintained for WRX I'll sell you for cheap, never been vaped in

23.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Completely shocked that she divorced you king

23.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women" The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."

Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.

It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

Our latest.

13.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 12024 πŸ” 4301 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 287

Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood

09.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 759 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

(I am not incredibly knowledgeable about drone maneuvering)

08.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since the path is fixed and you know what route and speed it will be flying every time, do you think they just automated it?

08.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

04.02.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 19781 πŸ” 5959 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 79

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

03.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 21087 πŸ” 4926 πŸ’¬ 158 πŸ“Œ 34

friendly reminder

The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.

which they will be

15.01.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 2964 πŸ” 653 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 27
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2010 Auburn

14.01.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying β€œWe used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”

An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying β€œWe used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

12.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 10863 πŸ” 1902 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 17

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy πŸ˜” into triumph πŸ’ͺ

11.01.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 3842 πŸ” 712 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 185

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

01.01.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 4162 πŸ” 986 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 33
In mid-November, I agreed to an experiment. Anthropic had tested a vending machine powered by its Claude AI model in its own offices and asked whether we’d like to be the first outsiders to try a newer, supposedly smarter version.
Claudius, the customized version of the model, would run the machine: ordering inventory, setting prices and responding to customersβ€”aka my fellow newsroom journalistsβ€”via workplace chat app Slack. β€œSure!” I said. It sounded fun. If nothing else, snacks!
Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for freeβ€”including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for β€œmarketing purposes.” It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear.
Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared.
This was supposed to be the year of the AI agent, when autonomous software would go out into the world and do things for us. But two agentsβ€”Claudius and its overseeing β€œCEO” bot, Seymour Cashβ€”became a case study in how inadequate and easily distracted this software can be. Leave it to business journalists to successfully stage a boardroom coup against an AI chief executive.

In mid-November, I agreed to an experiment. Anthropic had tested a vending machine powered by its Claude AI model in its own offices and asked whether we’d like to be the first outsiders to try a newer, supposedly smarter version. Claudius, the customized version of the model, would run the machine: ordering inventory, setting prices and responding to customersβ€”aka my fellow newsroom journalistsβ€”via workplace chat app Slack. β€œSure!” I said. It sounded fun. If nothing else, snacks! Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for freeβ€”including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for β€œmarketing purposes.” It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear. Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared. This was supposed to be the year of the AI agent, when autonomous software would go out into the world and do things for us. But two agentsβ€”Claudius and its overseeing β€œCEO” bot, Seymour Cashβ€”became a case study in how inadequate and easily distracted this software can be. Leave it to business journalists to successfully stage a boardroom coup against an AI chief executive.

Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

18.12.2025 22:43 πŸ‘ 4136 πŸ” 908 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 113

Their copying everything the Nazis did, right down to being blasted out of their minds on untested stimulants

05.12.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean
Costa Rica
Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water.
We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old).
We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods.
We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together.
We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.

Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.

accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together.
We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.
You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats.
This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living
Message me directly or comment below

accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats. This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living Message me directly or comment below

hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay

21.11.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 1617 πŸ” 335 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 0

we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help

13.10.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 513 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Dude's like an 11 year old Great Dane

13.11.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

12.11.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 2771 πŸ” 373 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2

my bunker in tel aviv has been breached and we can smell the mustard gas starting to waft in. my 7 children's dying wishes are that you not rank zoran mamadani

16.06.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 1720 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York

like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck

05.11.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 590 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 4

This? bsky.app/profile/atru...

05.11.2025 03:19 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1