You gotta admit #Epstein’sExcursion is pretty catchy, though—like syphilis.
#ExcursionPerversionDiversion
#WhenPedo~saursRuledTheEarth
art by Joep Bertrams
Achtergelaten Vrienden {Friends Left Behind}
@joepbertrams.bsky.social
The Doodle Abides.
#March6DayOfTheDude
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Operation Extra Fascist
#Epstein’sPedophilesAreStillRunningThisSh!t~show
art by Morten Morland
”If they rise, they rise”—Gropenführer
#FukkYourFuelings
art by Daryl Cagle
@cagle.bsky.social
A thought to think—
‘Bout which finks to thank,
when topping~off,
Your unaffordable tank…
#It’sABigClubAndWeAin’tInIt
#GasPricesPremiumCrisis
#Epstein’sExcursion
Just how many goddammed cults are these delusional fools being deceived by all at the same time, anyhoo?
#GodOrdainsPedophiles #GOP
#OrangeStainedAndOrdained
#ReligionPoisonsEverything
art by J.D Crowe @crowejam.bsky.social
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Just how many goddammed cults are these delusional fools being deceived by all at the same time, anyhoo?
#GodOrdainsPedophiles #GOP
#OrangeStainedAndOrdained
art by J.D Crowe @crowejam.bsky.social
Enjoy your meal, folks…honk if you need anything else—
#CopiouslyCorny
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**Assembly not desired—
#DiarrheaIKEA’d
#IAmTheVeryModelOfAModernMajorPedophile
art by Ian David Marsden
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🎶
Treasons Don’t Near the R@per,
Nor do the dim, the sum, or lo mein,
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie…
#Another40,000ComingEveryday
art by Jeff Danziger
www.jeffdanziger.com
🎶
Treasons Don’t Near the R@per,
Nor do the dim, the sum, or lo mein,
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie…
#Another40,000ComingEveryday
art by Jeff Danziger
www.jeffdanziger.com
STORY and ADIEU,
Are used for guesses un et deux,
ALIEN and BAYOU,
Could construe the right clue too,
And easily solve all the puzzles you will now go do!
Prepare to amuse and enthuse old Uncle Sue,
And really confuse your new pet shrew, Stu.
#WordleSchmordle
A Wordle Wrestlin’ Lesson 🧵
#HowToSolveWordle
As Bugs would say, “it’s time for a little *stragedy*”—
Blindly guessing you will soon rue,
Even Sherlock and Watson used clues,
Two guesses will effectively pursue,
All the vowels that you are due…
Mayhaps a bonus consonant or two?—
Friends, it’s a cult. MAGA is a cult. Please—for God’s sake, after a decade—accept this.
Accept it, internalize it, and then decide what you think America should do.
And as you think about that, think about all the other cults you’re aware of, what they did, and how they ended.
Shadow. Banned.
#AndIran(SoFarAway)ICouldn’tGetAway
#FlockOfNumbskulls
Shadow. Banned.
#AndIran(SoFarAway)ICouldn’tGetAway
#FlockOfNumbskulls
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Between~jobs Barbie, be gone.
Statue of Limitations
#MarkWayneIsStarkShame
#Machia~Mullian
Poltroon’d Plumber Penis Poverty Primer—
#DHMess
#SecurityImpurity
#Mull’n’Void
#BlackPeopleAren’tApes
#Mark~lameMullinIsInNeedOfACullin’
Has any yet told Mark~lame Munchkin that in addition to the interminable tongue~bathing of the Tangerine Traitor’s™️ taint, his other job requirement includes an intimate “arrangement” with Lewandowski?
#PleasePrioritizePlungingThePusillanimousPlumber
art by Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social
The exact moment when Markwayne Munchkin submitted his #DHS job application with an oh~so~lame and unforgettably unsuccessful public attempt of a strong~arm robbery on a seventy~eight year old man who is medically dependent on a walking cane—
#ProfligatedPlumber
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House Oversight Committee voted 24–19 to subpoena Pam Bondi for a closed door deposition regarding the Epstein Files...AGAIN.
@pleightx.bsky.social
Re~upping this—
#Proof
art by Sharon Murdoch
#MissionAccompliced
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art by Joep Bertrams
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…and abiding alliteratively—
Operation…
Embezzler’s Ferocity
Ethos Forbidden
Exploitation Fever
Epic~stein Fling
Exculpation Fantasy
Evil Felon
Epstain’d Forever
Expropriation Flim~flam
#OperationEverybody’sFukked
art by Pedro X. Molina @pxmolina.bsky.social
Krasnov’s Kover~up Krusade
It’s Obama’s Fault Offensive
Drumpf’s Dirty Desert Distraction
The Perversion Gulf War
#Pedo~dora’sPox
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#EpicFury sounds like Nick Fury’s dick nick~name…we can do definitely better.
Re~post and leave yours in the comments! ;^]
Operation Pedo Shield (circa ‘90)
Operation Pedo Storm…coming soon
The Enrichments Entrenchment
art by Morten Morland
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What in the why’d, why’d, whirled of sports are you fukking smoking @natsechobbyist.bsky.social? Do you truly hate children or just really love pedophiles?—both it is!
Hitler liked your post, bt~dubs…
#ReadABookRachel
