My genetics are superior in the south, my food is better in the south, I'm built like a big fine quarter horse because of the south, I'm educated better on my history because of the south, I throw this ass in a circle better than you because of the south, I'n more ambitious because of the south
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I like mailing myself shit when I’m out of town and bc my memory is bad, it’s legit a surprise
Heartbreaking 💔
Literally fell to my knees.
I love direct communicators so much.
Up watching some guy on instagram make risotto carbonara. TALENT!! GENIUS. One of the greatest minds to ever exist. BRILLIANT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This Amish drama got my homeboy and his girl in a chokehold. We was sposed to planning shit 😒 they watchin this show off task like a hoe
I…..had a lil too much red wine too early. I don’t know what in the FUCK I was thinking 😂😂😂 irresponsible as hell.
🥺🥺🥺🥺
Starting 2 a days today. This is a big deal bc this time last year I couldn’t take 50 steps without needing a break. I think I might cry
I wanna get like wayyy stronger. My upper body strength is ass. Idc what I look like , I just wanna be able
To move a sofa dolo
Lore pointing at Data while standing in a corridor on the Enterprise D
Whereas I normally go with this option, but then I'm @startrekshitposti.ng poisoned.
On the deck of a ferry, the wall says NO SMOKING SAFETY FIRST separated by something mounted on the outer wall
2025 vibe: start smoking again
Baby that's dialysis
stop treating people bad just bc you feel a way about their appearance.
Thats funny cuz I def ain’t read that right the first time
It is what it is
How does one know when they have annoyed a squirrel?
I’d give a finger to hear the thoughts of animals for a week. I know we be getting on they fuckin nerves
YOU WILL!!!
You need to get shot!
Internet becomes scarier the more you consider how many people finally got access to people that wouldn’t look their way off these apps
I thought I was the only one who did this type of shit.
