Drew McKevitt

For computer or Promethean issues call

Wait what kind of issues

I would happily live the rest of my life without any of this shit in exchange for quality affordable health care

A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!

Hegseth, hiccuping throughout : we’re gonna gender reveal America — kinetically

pentagon reporter: ok sir but is this a “war” or not

Hegseth: Viking death god. the gender. Thats the gender. they had one. not like you fucks would know. Valhalen or whatever.

He learned this management technique at Wharton fyi

No doubt this is right (lord knows I knew plenty of them in HS and college) but this is now the center of conservative politics. Like idk Reagan was trash in so many ways but this was not his conception of Christianity

A nation of Hobby Lobby Christians

"get a load of Mr. 'feed the poor, heal the sick' over here, am I right fellas??"

The speed at which conservative U.S. Christianity has become disconnected from the most basic Christian doctrines is really remarkable

Diesel over $5/gallon! In Louisiana!

My fellow North Louisianians,

did you know

that your vehicle

was designed to drive

in the rain?

The likelihood that even half of those 132m daily users are real humans and not Nazi sex bots is not great

Hah! Same-- I did my time on the early 2000s NJ punk/emo scene

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

A good night for the Kobe haters

God willing!

"This should end his presidency" I say gravely, every six weeks from 2017 to 2021

Yes. And also where's your sense of professional identity and integrity? Have some pride in the fact that you (well, maybe not *you*, but real academics) create new knowledge, something no robot will ever do.

Tonight's episode of BIRD CALLS, a local public radio show about bird calls, starts off COOKIN. The host is like "tonight's profile is a real good one, the LINCOLN SPARROW, let's check out that bird call [listens to bird chirping] well that wasn't very interesting, lots of birds sound like that"

Yes, but (1/37)

The Fox News chyron for the last 20 minutes has been GOAL ORIENTED: US MILITARY WORKING TOWARD OBJECTIVES because there are no objectives and even their slobbering viewers know it

It's almost like this is how they want us to respond

That's been my approach to the new Canvas accessibility trash

You should absolutely set that tone at the outset

Most guests they could just replace "best" with "only" so you'll be a real change of pace

Be ready to answer some real curveballs, like "what makes Louisiana Tech the best place you've ever worked," and "what makes Ruston the best place you've ever lived"

"I'm still reading it" [2.5 years later]

#DadBlurbs

You're more likely to do the Chotinering

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