molly conger

see yall tonight! talking points updated here:
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Your honor I was just trying to add a little pizzaz.

oh no that’s not how those work

my credit card expired so they sent me a new one and now i have to update that information in a genuinely surprising number of places. i’m one failed captcha away from walking into the sea.

this is probably the least interested i’ve ever been in paying my federal income taxes, i tell you what.

‘Outrageous’: Furor grows over ICE’s arrest, deportation of 6-year-old deaf Hayward child The uproar follows allegations that ICE agents mislead the family’s attorney and separated the child from vital equipment he needs to properly hear.

A six-year-old student at the California School for the Deaf-Fremont has been reunited with his communication devices after being deported to Columbia last week.

i also use an app, it’s called lacquergram 😂 my favorite feature is once you’ve loaded in all the polishes you own, you can roll virtual dice to select one at random.

i need to be able to do year end data analysis about which colors and finishes i used most. if i’m never reaching for jellies or multi chromes, i should stop buying them! this is mission critical and i’m managing my time well.

yeah but it felt so necessary to reorganize the spreadsheet i use to keep track of my nail polish collection

it’s so so risky to be doing the wrong activity when the flow state hits. if i’m not already at my desk when my brain settles into that groove, i’ll spend the whole day hyper focused on very important little tasks that i simply cannot account for if you were to ask me later. i was so busy, though.

that’s a trick, don’t fall for it

and one slight breeze away from total collapse

a cartoon of a man opening a door with a bunch of monsters inside of it ALT: a cartoon of a man opening a door with a bunch of monsters inside of it

my brain is at the mr burns oversized novelty germ door stage of near catastrophe every time i look at news of any kind

yes the lovely red birds!

is there still going to BE an archivist
to pull the box in two years?! one starts to wonder!

drop it into the toilet and walk away. keep walking. past the end of your street, out of your neighborhood, into the hills and the forest. you are free.

grinding all my grudges into pemmican so i can carry them with me forever

that’s fair. as long as you don’t think i love the federal bureau of investigation.

that’s right.

i am eagerly awaiting the fulfillment of my request to the national archives for the fbi records related to their surveillance of my husband’s uncle. i’m so committed to the beef that i have no problem waiting another two years for the archivist to get to that box!

GENERATIONAL BEEF. i respect that.

and he’s so dead he can’t even hate me back, i automatically win.

good morning, the daffodils are blooming and the crocuses are coming up and i saw a pair of cardinals in courtship on my walk this morning. not even daylight saving time can ruin that. time isn’t even real, stomp on a clock today!!!

i’m constantly outing myself as a name searching comment reader but i can’t stop thinking about the person who said they quit listening to my show because it’s too pro-FBI. that’s weird because i feel like my personal beef with j edgar hoover has gotten so deep that it interferes with my daily life.

ok but this sort of rose gold hair color could be so cute on someone else. does he know his hair is pink?

i wonder if the polka dots are confusing for her

oh wow yeah i’d share a dish with canela

every dish in my house has been licked, people should know that before they come over

it’s very tricky!!

otto isn’t very smart and that’s one of his finest qualities