Well met, friend.

"sorry I missed this one! Let me know when the next one is!"

Last time you came up for a performance you half joked, half complained that you drove two hours for a 30 minute performance.

Pick a lane please!

I don't like the idea of meat space folks feeling like they have to walk on eggshells when they interact with my content, but:
"Would have gone if informed of date & time"
Uhh...
"Would have invited you if I thought you weren't needed locally."

Fresh grandchild and new parents might need you.

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

8/10 for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator from Game Critics!!

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Love me those after dinner walks ❤️❤️❤️

A #kingdomcomedeliverance update: I have successfully killed a couple of bandits that were looking for my boi Ginger. Actually, he might not be my boi, but he has some info about a sword my dad made. His friends gave me some dog shit directions though. I killed those dudes, precise location please

Morning.

Manifest skeet: Jimmy eat world and pup in Toronto.

I need a passport and it would be the first time I fly on a plane since 1998 😂😅

SOMEONE POSTED A GIF OF THE END OF JURASSIC BARK IN A COMMENT THREAD AND NOW I'M CRYING FUCK THAT FUTURAMA EPISODE

In my limited experience (New Fan), Jeff Rosenstock is a mozzarella stick experience (positive).

Listening to Ska Dream is like having mozzarella sticks for dinner (positive).

I've seen enough. Clearly this experiment is working. It is time for a Michael C. Jordan.

Space Lord by Monster Magnet 🥰 always a delight when it plays on shuffle.

My brother text me Saturday night to tell me that Stitches by Orgy was playing at the bar where he was hanging out. "I haven't heard this song in like 20 years."

This has been a music skeet.

Books: left - Negroes With Guns by Robert F Williams right - Radio Free Dixie. Robert F Williams and the Roots of Black Power by Timothy Tyson

101 years ago today, a man was born whose name wasn't even a whisper when I grew up.

Feb 26, 1925, Robert F William was born in Monroe, NC.

Williams didnt believe in nonviolence. He was so feared to the point that the NAACP suspended him, & the FBI hunted him internationally.

He passed in 1996

Moby self cancelled 😅😬

Get on that good Sam Rockwell movie out right now. It was a delight.

I'm an asshole for unsolicited calls about my credit.
This lady just rolled out some info about my unsecured debt to try to get me to consolidate. I never confirmed she was speaking to me, so I mentioned that, then I told her she had the wrong number.

Donald Trump happened because corporate Democrats cheated to defeat Bernie. Do not listen to their tactical judgments, they're wrong. They're just straight up wrong.

Holy shit someone at work has their speaker on and it's playing Headstrong by Trapt.

I have seen Trapt by happenstance so much more than I expected: finger eleven was opening for them on one tour for which I went to 3 different shows, and Blindside toured with them too.

I'm old.

Me: I didn't ask for anything, I walked in and said "this is my office," and then I filled it with candy.
Boss: lol that's exactly what you did

imagine hitting “skip intro” on the muppet show. you should go to jail

Holy shit the prices at my local #Aldi are EMBARRASSING. Not shopping there anymore!

Saving 0.03 on a dozen eggs over Meijer fuckin lol

Shots of Glen Helen in Yellow Springs, Ohio.

I have a playlist called "straight bangers" and it's just @puptheband.bsky.social 's discography on shuffle

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

if you see an animal using tools it's your duty to intervene so they don't end up like us

#spacewarlordbabytradingsimulator #spacewarlordorgantradingsimulator #shortthatbaby