FRED ALERT 🚨‼️

cropped screenshot of my desktop wallpaper with my tiny little ontogether avatar doing a stupid dance next to ishy's gigantic face

this is our size difference irl actually

In the top screenshot, a guy in cargo shorts with a tshirt and gloves throws a white t-shirt at a young girl in a turtleneck, armored leggings, a skull mask with a license plate on the forehead, and a backpack with scythes attached to the straps and says “Here, put this on”. In the second panel, she holds up the shirt to see that it’s a white tshirt with plain black text that says “I ❤️ HOLE”

pitching Dorohedoro to the people in my phone with a single pair of very real screenshots from the anime

tbh I think the inciting incident here is actually just that me and all my oomfs are in our 30s now.

YESSS GOOD LUCK

#fishpics

being a ditto is fucking awesome btw

get a cheap watch that looks cool. you will not regret getting a cheap watch that looks cool

I got a cool watch this weekend and now my gayest oomfs are posting about watches. am I a trendsetter (no)

Last of the pet comms!

I LOVE HIM I WANT TO SEE HIM EVERY DAY

my pc desktop with the art hafrun did of ishmael as my wallpaper :)

forgot to do something really important

A rotund brown and white tabby cat lays on a green sofa surrounded by pillows as a ditto plushie looms behind him. The tabby cat seems unimpressed.

The first ditto plushie is joined by a plushie of a ditto disguised as a bulbasaur. The tabby cat looks over his shoulder at them with a flat expression.

I’m prepared.

only 88 more minutes of work until I get to be a little ditto helping my friends

I think they should give the linesmen guns

I wrote a little thing about Eadie, and her home, and what she left behind.

ellipsus.com/read/7Z8ekMB...

it was at earthbound if you have one of those in a mall near you or smth!!! I am not immune to cheap costume jewelry 😔

when I first started watching hockey I was talking w a friend about teams to follow and I distinctly remember him telling me I should stay away from buffalo bc "I wouldn't wish that pain on any friend of mine". but they're playing kurt angle's theme and the crowd is chanting YOU SUCK at the ref so

RIGHT casio has the goods!!!!!

oh yeah for sure. this one was 60 bucks and I was still lowkey cringing as they rung it up for me even though I'm planning to wear it basically every day for years sgfksh

the fuckin penalty boxes are so crowded they're going to violate the fire code

THANK YOU I just got it yesterday and I keep stopping to stare at it :)

JOIN ME !!!! it's so fun. I might be becoming a Watch Guy (but only cheap ones, obviously LOL)

THANK YOU............. I think i just need to stop clipping my nails all the way down to the quick and it'll maybe look a little less stupid shgjkghfs unfortunately old habits from high school orchestra die hard

ten minutes into the first period. I think we're going to see a man die

put on the sabres game from last night to see what all the fuss was about. jesus christ

My tiny baby left hand with a silver ring on my middle finger shaped like a bird and a shiny silver casio on my tiny baby wrist

A rotund brown and white tabby cat sitting beneath my arm yells up at the camera for attention.

I like this one I found yesterday though. when I wear it I can give people the bird to the power of two

trying this new thing called "accessorizing" and "wearing jewelry" and have unfortunately discovered that all the types of rings I like look fucking stupid as hell on my tiny baby hands

specifically in this moment I miss the setting webfishing had where you could click and hold instead of mashing to catch stuff. please, my elbow

god I miss webfishing.

I have discovered the fishing log in ontogether. I fear no work is getting done this morning