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@jiminiplywood

artist Hi, im one of those Germans that tell you their English ain´t that good, but i´m lying. I recently took up painting again .Seen "Collateral"? Island Limos=my creative career

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a group of people are standing on the side of a road watching a race Alt: a group of people are standing on the side of a road watching a race. isle of man TT motorcycle race. a bunch of supersports motorcycles flying by, each one leaving the ground due to riding over a tiny hill thing

some people think bicycle racing is boring and slow, i don´t know what they mean

13.03.2026 00:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is riding a motorcycle down a street with a sign that says ' viralhog ' on it Alt: a man is riding a motorcycle down a street with a sign that says ' viralhog ' on it. - a small motorcycle being carried sideways on another motorcycle

hell yeah

13.03.2026 00:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your top speed should be inversely proportional to the mass of your vehicle.

12.03.2026 19:28 👍 91 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0
simple trash bag holder with metal feet a lid and a yellow trashbag

simple trash bag holder with metal feet a lid and a yellow trashbag

the....lidframe?(just the black part) of some cheap trash bin taped to the rear of the driverseat so you can basketball throw them backwards into it while driving?

12.03.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Luigi Lucheni - Wikipedia

he really falls behind other luigis. He is a coward afterall.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_L...

12.03.2026 23:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ants need to evolve into being terribly scratchy.

A barbed wire ant. A crows foot ant. An ant with a few spikes. That have their drawbacks. Maybe flatten one direction? hmmm. Then youd have to be clever about the direction, like eating ants ass first only but that can hardly be coordinated

12.03.2026 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a painting of a woman in a pink dress swinging on a swing in a forest . Alt: a painting of a woman in a pink dress swinging on a swing in a forest . a rokkoko painting which has a title that now eluddes me of a woman in a pink dress on a swing in a forest her lover or admirer sitting on the ground in front of her her show goes flying- someone animated the painting- the shoe does go flying originally i think

For me that´s most Rokkoko paintings. With exceptions like this one. I like the upskirt joke.

I usually find them kitschy and too happy and kinda boring in a not fun way i cannot always explain. But i wouldnt deny they are very well painted, the elements usually super well done.

12.03.2026 23:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Allgegenwärtige Gesichtserkennung aber sie muss auch bei dunkelhäutigen Mitbürgern perfekt funktionieren! Oder...doch nicht als ausgleichende Maßnahme?

Jedenfalls sind die Kameras pink

12.03.2026 23:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back to the gym after i was sick i managed to lose some weight. Was 103-4kg... and now it´s 107. But maybe mostly water from going back on #creatine. Meh. I would really like to have a kinda flat stomach someday.

12.03.2026 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lost count of the rear delt fly´s (machine). One rep max at 115kg. 50 for 15ish. Did 1.5h of cardio. Feels good to do something kinda nuts and find new music.

Time for pasta instead of achieving #weightloss.

12.03.2026 22:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kostengünstige Mobilität: 20 000 Euro Zuschuss beim Kauf eines Porsche GT3.

40 000 beim Kauf einer Yacht.

100 000 Zuschuss auf den ersten Privatjet.

12.03.2026 13:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and the noise

12.03.2026 12:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

also usecase. I just wanna go 2miles to the gym. its very sad that due to alot of people using their 1.5+ton car for the same task this is the most dangerous trip but it shouldnt be that way.

it really is a bigger inconvenience to me on a bicycle. lastly aerodynamics make me want the helmet on mc

12.03.2026 12:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I ride bicycles, i rode a motorcycle and some day want to again. Very different to me. 50+mph winds mean its never really too hot for a helmet, a bit different on a bicycle. Meanwhile in winter, commuting via bike through snow, id have to buy a snowboard helmet . Normal bike helmet means im freezing

12.03.2026 12:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i learned something from this post. That tiny windshields on nakedbikes dont have to ruin the looks, if they are just solid color/metal instead of transparent plastic.

That you should better wear a helmet that i already knew.

12.03.2026 12:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone can see the post. It makes very light of driving high as if all you gonna be is a slow nuisance.

12.03.2026 12:49 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

dude dont fucking repost and like, delete the ai trash post.

12.03.2026 12:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I like the idea that if i had kids they would have someone to properly play pokemon with. Me. Back in 3rd grade nobody played right, until the school banned Pokemon.

but fuck me a deck is 50 euro. No.

We gonna have to sit down and paint our own cards.

12.03.2026 12:39 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

AI trash isnt´it . Arguing that being high is fine or better isnt it either.

There could be a nuanced discussion about limits, where trace amounts in blood without actual mental impairment(?) still threaten your license, but thats about it.

12.03.2026 12:35 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

...sportsbikes, my only experience being a 20min ride with a honda cbr 600rr, i can only appreciate aesthetically. wobbled about like back in driving school, couldnt take any corner remotely fast compared to every other bike i rode that day

12.03.2026 12:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I´d like to ride the supermoto variant of it. With the instant power of it...maybe i could become an actual supermoto rider...which would increase tyre costs i guess. Id prefer a nakedbike but rode a big adventurebike and a big 900cc ktm supermoto. Not bad. Different but not bad. Meanwhile supers...

12.03.2026 12:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Range is quite limited but partially due to that weighing under 140kg with 80hp. I cant even say 14k is expensive for what this E-motorcycle is.

With german tax/insurance/tyre wear rules, electric...it would be sooooo cheap to run. Too bad i cant affort the cheapest motorcycle.

12.03.2026 12:07 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Listening to Octopussy and the living daylights (james bond novel) and gosh. A depressed alcoholic guy diving everyday talking to the fish he all knows by now like he´s greeting his neighbors. Thats cute. I like that.

11.03.2026 22:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like that the round windshields with multiple wipers are a reocurring theme. I imagine they can tell you the time. It´s get out my way im a big weird truck-oclock at least that´s for sure

11.03.2026 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a person is riding a unicycle on a dirt road in the woods Alt: a person is riding a unicycle on a dirt road in the woods

aber warum denn stabilisieren wenns doch alles nur skill issue is?

11.03.2026 21:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Any eventual future conspiratorial crashouts powered by the bastard kids in middleschool that definitely fucked with my bike when i parked in the school cellar and the much more famous secret service of east germany that used to do shit like that to people back then.

11.03.2026 20:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i could hurry to fix it and the pedal n get to the gym still but. Nah. I want to do this calmly and sadly, tomorrow, instead of rushed and angry now.

Fixing things n going to the gym tomorrow.

11.03.2026 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and my broken bike also got a flat, apparently. if i dont find a screw from the pedal in there.... good i dont take drugs cause id have a conspiratiorial crashout by now. this is too many flats in too short a time.

11.03.2026 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well.

Which motorcycle?

11.03.2026 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
this changes everything
this changes everything YouTube video by College Life

www.youtube.com/shorts/B4APO...

11.03.2026 16:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0