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๐Ÿ”žMINORS DO NOT INTERACT๐Ÿ”ž 1994 vintage professional internet dog & smut peddler She/Her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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*big hugs*

10.03.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!!

10.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I need to meet your daddy >w>'

09.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes please @w@

08.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're doing God's work, Sir :3

08.03.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish Alberta would follow their example, the time change always fucks me up -w-'

08.03.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need a potion that turns me into my fursona, ten grand, and ubi.

07.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 77 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah :3

Maybe that could be part of it ^w^

07.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair enough, I figure it could be something like "if you don't have a CG you can hire someone" sort of deal, maybe have an interview with them to see if the vibes are right ^w^

07.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-could be attendants that are professional ABDL CG's that could either play the role of a mommy/daddy/babysitter, or just be around to do changies when needed ^_^'

07.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like you & your CG/playpal go to this nondescript building, sign in at the front desk, go into a locker room and come out dressed in comfy onesies or cute kiddy outfits into an adult-scale nursery to just hang out & watch bluey or play with blocks or draw with crayons for a bit :3

Maybe there-

07.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(CW ABDL)

LRS as much as I hate the idea of monetizing hobbies/kinks, I wonder if there'd be enough interest to start a business like this:

Imagine being able to book a couple hours in a custom made nursery that provided diapers, toys, maybe even outfits to help you get into littlespace?

07.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pre-transition @artistakita.bsky.social comission exemplifying this. Also featuring @dragonsnazzy.bsky.social :3

07.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 997 ๐Ÿ” 165 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can be very lovely, enthralling creatures ^w^

07.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-just looks around confused as this dude he's trying to fight just walks around the mat like nothing :P

07.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Random thing that's made me laugh this morning:

I watched a video on insta a little while ago titled something like "putting grapplers in air jail to show that Jujitsu is BS" and just thinking about it made me giggle

Dude's getting wrapped up by his opponent and just stands up, qnd the grappler-

07.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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skrunkly @riskylew.bsky.social

13.11.2025 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 805 ๐Ÿ” 189 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

*gentle hugs*

06.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes @w@

06.03.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lrs I'd love to dress up like that, maybe try a wig to get the hair >w>

05.03.2026 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‹ใ‚ใ„ใ„ใญ

05.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 287 ๐Ÿ” 87 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goals >w>

04.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, wouldn't it be cool if I had a cock though? Imagine what kinda trouble I could get in...

Oh well, guess I'll never know ^w^

*Sounds of squeaking as I put my balloon back in my pants*

04.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slowly making a vtuber's model more and more pink and watching as their speech gets slower and simpler and they lose focus on the game unless there's someone cute on the screen

04.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Posture Training | He/him | GshepMarlow.bsky.social

06.12.2024 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 348 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A drawing of Devon, a hyena, wearing a yellow jockstrap, a leather harness that says "service top", some bicep bands, a collar that says "good boy" and a pup mask. He seems completely lost in a trance. Floating above his head, multiple "-INT".

A drawing of Devon, a hyena, wearing a yellow jockstrap, a leather harness that says "service top", some bicep bands, a collar that says "good boy" and a pup mask. He seems completely lost in a trance. Floating above his head, multiple "-INT".

Devon keeps losing Int points but doesn't look like he minds anymore

#YeenTonicArt

22.02.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 965 ๐Ÿ” 212 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This would be a nightmare to draw but I kinda wanna try... >W>'

04.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a really annoying anime girl game ad that plays on youtube that weirdly gave me a little bit of inspiration:

One of the girls depicted has a unicorn horn and kind of a spaced out look and I'm just imagining that the horn is some sort of brainwashing device someone stuck to her :P

04.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0