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Jess (hunting for Ben Solo)

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this is the last stupid microblogging app I’m downloading πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ | she/her | reylo darklina haladriel | mostly non-fandom atm bc my life is a bit much

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damn with the price of chocolate chips that’s like $20 banana bread

11.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I caught myself imagining a whole-ass backstory for this one, like Who Am I???

10.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This art is so cute!!! but when ur friends and family are dutch, this pun sadly doesn’t hit the same 😞

10.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve also never been an OC-type fic writer but the OCs in WIP are literally my children and I love them???? I wish I could scream about one of them but they are a massive spoiler!!!!

10.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

crying over my WIP on a Tuesday afternoon like a normal person!!!

10.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

sledge hockey is another completely bonkers Paralympic sport like…folks on sleds, on ice, two sticks, there’s still checking and it’s fucking amazing to watch

09.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shout out to my kids who were like β€œHey why aren’t we watching the Paralympics” so we did and got to watch this beauty during the stream. WILD

09.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1885 πŸ” 593 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 9

apparently the ps4 does not play 4K blurays!!! the more you know!!!

08.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me, a millennial, returning back to πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ after purchasing a movie on disk in the wrong format apparently????

08.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i highly recommend my fellow Canadian Jeremy Dutcher’s tiny desk concert!!!! god tier, tbh!!!

07.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay yes this is a bad take, but also traditional β€œevangelicals” have excluded themselves by being wildly anti-intellectual, anti-institutional, and generally uninformed and suspicious of said halls of power.

(source: Baptist pastor’s kid who now attends a non-evangelical Protestant church)

06.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyways i shit on small town living a bit but I’m truly thankful for my experience growing up in a remote rural area bc it’s so easy to stereotype β€œrednecks” but in most situations it’s way more nuanced then that

05.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

something I’ve encountered is that, with a small population and low population density in many areas, in many situations in Canada you *have* to rely on people who are different from you and be blessed by the kindness of strangers, and it’s truly a gift!!!

05.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

all of this fall of an empire business would be very interesting to observe if i didn’t live next door to said empire

05.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Are my neighbors fucking weirdos? Yes definitely. But are they also good people? Of course!

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

damn this is definitely something

05.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

only miss for me was not having Golden on the soundtrack but Mr. correctly pointed out that they probably shot the season way before KPDH became a thing, so fair!!!

05.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

season 4 of bridgerton!!!!! loved it!!! loved the converging storylines, loved the emotional range, LOVED THE COSTUMES!!!

05.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

rereading dune rn and it’s hitting different

05.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you’ve nailed it. The hatred they foster is poison.

05.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck

04.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

same same like it’s -15 today, over zero tomorrow, snow on Friday, plus 6 on Saturday…make it make sense.

04.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we have gotten so much snow as well, which I’m hoping bodes well for like fire and farm season, but it means that this winter has been nonstop bellyaching about snow removal like…everyone’s just doing their best in unprecedented times!!!

04.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes exactly, like I wouldn’t mind so much if it was consistent, but I cannot handle +10 one day and -25 the next!!!

04.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m tired of being cold

04.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

um that last pic excuse me????

03.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

listen i love ao3 as much as the next guy but ive seen people quit fic writing over the past few years because people comment and engage with authors way less, and then everyone still freaks out when ao3 goes down- if a fic is irreplaceable to u, let the author know!

03.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2264 πŸ” 1362 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 94

if the ao3 blackout taught us anything, it’s that you should always thank your fic writers πŸ–€

03.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0