Midnight Teddy

To whomever needs to hear this: if you like getting rough (scratching, biting, etc), don't just dive in at your usual amount with a new partner. Go in gentle and escalate until you find their limit.
And don't get dismissive like "I wasn't even going that hard!" You ruin good times that way.

Your Older Neighbor Comforts Your Self Doubt [F4A] [Comfort] [Late Bloomer] [Lap Pillow] [Head Pats] YouTube video by Midnight Teddy ASMR

New Video Up! ((accidentally released it early, oops))

Starting late is not an indicator of failure

Dragonball Z art of Goku and Frieza staring each other down

My Discord server has learned my height (5'4") and it appears I may be the shortest person in there.
So now I feel like this

Machines Don’t Mourn [F4A] [Sci-Fi] [Emotional] [Heavy] [Reverse Comfort] [Existential] [Kuudere] YouTube video by Midnight Teddy ASMR

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Who's ready to cry for an android!!!

My new streaming mic has been given the canonical name of Excalibur.

Because it is a powerful weapon the fells everyone and everything in its path

My daughter told me this at her first drill this school year. And I am so goddamn angry

two teddy bears are cheering with pom poms and the words ya aa aay ! Alt: two teddy bears are cheering with pom poms and the words yaaaaay !

Congratulations to you!

Scaredy Bear - Amnesia: The Bunker pt 2 YouTube video by Midnight Teddy ASMR

I managed to bite the bullet and bought Streamlabs Ultra. Meaning I can easily multistream now. And I don't have to choose an awkward vertical format if I don't want to.
So tonight! On Youtube and Twitch! Part 2 of Amnesia the Bunker!
PLUS
A flirt-off between me and a honeydrop. See you there🧸🫰🏻

Bringing Your Little Hare Home [F4A] [Pt 2] [Friends to Lovers] [Tsundere] [Petting] YouTube video by Midnight Teddy ASMR

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I love this little bunny girl, she needs all the head pats

HyperX Quadcast 2S microphone, lit up in rainbow colors

New streaming microphone! Now I should sound clearer while I curse, panic, and flirt on Fridays

The Paradox of Tolerance disappears if you look at tolerance, not as a moral standard, but as a social contract. If someone does not abide by the terms of the contract, then they are not covered by it. In other words: The intolerant are not following the rules of the social contract of mutual tolerance. Since they have broken the terms of the contract, they are no longer covered by the contract, and their intolerance should NOT be tolerated. inspired by 'Tolerance is not a moral precept" by Yonatan Zunger ZonenteZ commasameleon Follow Sorry as someone who teaches rhetoric this is a wonderful response to the Paradox of Tolerance. I cannot tell you how many times my students have had debates about this. This is the response. This does indeed fix it. I cannot wait to tell this to my classes now. Philosophically and rhetorically this completely resolved the Paradox of Tolerance and I am floored by its simplicity and angry I never saw it before.

Now that the two big events looming over me for the past month are done, I can finally get back to throwing my whole self at recording audios!
Especially since my buffer is dangerously low!

A Caring Bounty Hunter and her Quarry [F4TF] [part 3 of ?] [protective speaker] [friends to ???] YouTube video by Midnight Teddy ASMR

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The Bounty Hunter takes Vi under her wing to keep her safe.

a cartoon character is wearing headphones and holding a cassette player Alt: Jake from Adventure Time, listening to a cassette player with headphones, vibing

I'm vending at a con and my table neighbor has the sickest taste in music. So many songs that I listen to and love.

Crop top that reads "Eat Your Girl Out Or I Will"

While wearing this shirt

Tshirt with picture of Medusa. Text reads "Making men hard since 700 B.C."

Just bought this shirt

a person is holding a baby 's hand in their hands Alt: A tiny, quiet, respectful clap

Proud of you

Trans people are my allies and if my government chooses to see them as an enemy than the government is my enemy as well. Fuck the state. Fuck the creep pedophiles that run shit. We will win and we will make a better world with them not in it, and some day we will laugh and dance on their graves.

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

Even Heroes Need Breaks and Distractions [F4A] [Pt 3] [Friends to Lovers] [Flirting] [Conflict] YouTube video by Midnight Teddy ASMR

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I love the hero-verse made by Gorgeous_Gallows. Such fun

Photo of a Quadcast 2 microphone

NEW MIC!!!
I got it specifically for the streaming, so my voice doesn't go weird and my model turns awkwardly when I do a specific *Voice*
It may or may not be used for audios, but we'll see.

michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: michael scott is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

I gotta be careful who I promise script fills to. I gave my word so I will follow through but fuck me this script is terrible. Both content and formatting.
Next time I work on something like this I better get paid for it

Mafia Boss Picks Up a Stray [F4M] [Strangers to More] [Kisses] [Comfort] [VERY SPICY] [Fdom] YouTube video by Midnight Teddy ASMR

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Ever wanted to be called a good boy by a powerful, dangerous woman? Here's your chance

Share a crush from your youth:

a cartoon of two bears sleeping under a blanket with the words nap time written above them ALT: a cartoon of two bears sleeping under a blanket with the words nap time written above them

Just got done recording 4 audios in one session. I'm getting better at preserving my voice, but it's surprisingly draining. Time to grab a sandwich and have a nap

Saving your Best Friend Turned Vampire Hunter [The Crimson Crescent Pt 2] [F4A] [Angst] [Reunion] YouTube video by Midnight Teddy ASMR

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Oh yeah, she's got that former sorority girl look going on

Villain Speaker Lambasts Hero Listener for Missing Their Anniversary [F4A] [Pt2] [Standalone Sequel] YouTube video by Midnight Teddy ASMR

New video up!