Fen

I feel like that's cheating, but yes!

👁️(👁️)-(👁️)👁️

Guess who missed their Greyhound by a minute and now their partner has to drive all the way out to get them and then drive back because it's easier than waiting for the next one at 3:15 in the morning. I will give you three guesses.

Whatever breed/species Breeze is

And they won't even buy you dinner first. They pay you for your work and expect you to get your own dinner

Typical cat behavior

(But fr though, damn bro. You okay?)

Slowpoke looking like a Slowbro in that fit 🤣

I'm so glad that this is the post that finally reeled you in

Did you hear about the new galactic bounty hunter that happens to be a Pokémon?

His name is Waba Fett

DESTROY THEM!

I'm reporting your character name to the mods for public indecency

Going outside right now makes me feel like the shadow man

Ah the light

Somebody had to take you down

It's absolutely disgusting behavior. It simply goes to show that no shareholders or business owners have enough of their own physical brain cells to construct an original thought and realize that this is not the way to go

Dude, it took everything for me not to call her out

Oh yeah, lost all respect for my manager today. Coworker was getting frustrated at a customer and was struggling to write a professional email without getting petty, and she said "Just use ChatGPT, I do all the time". That kinda tracks and I hate it.

They got tickets to BTS, are you really going to shame their excitement?

Not me introducing a straight normie coworker to 18 naked cowboys at Ram Ranch

There absolutely was! You're not just thinking of a fever dream, I promise!

I will absolutely equate people who use AI with fascists / Nazis / colonizers because their universal base function, their shared core structure of behavioral patterns, is to violate boundaries and thieve attribution in an attempt to escape their own inadequacy. They take, because they can't make.

🎵✨ON SILVER WINGS!✨🎵

BAHAHAHA. I hope that, at the very least, it was at a scene that had something happen at that very moment that the slam added additional impact, like Elphaba hitting the ground after falling off her broom or some shit (I've never seen it, so I don't know anything that actually happens in it)

I hope he also knows that I have enough respect for him to call him gay to his face rather than do some petty shit

constantly and I hope I didn't scare him. I hope he knows I have more respect for him than that. #I'mSoSorryBestie

Roommate's door was slightly cracked open when I walked out of my room earlier and I heard his door close kind of violently as I opened mine. I don't know if he closed his own door, or if the air pressure change of me opening mine so quickly forced his to close. I've been thinking about it...

I still need to get thheeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeee

I thought of this after, and it's so much better

Sleep Coupon

Slightly diminish a band

Sleep Voucher