Jordan Ray-Hart

She's taking that formula really well!

absolutely no one:

me, randomly, all day: BABY JANE DOE

Fuck ICE

'Adrenaline kick-start': Why Houston Texans players love using smelling salts The NFL doesn't allow teams to provide smelling salts to players, who are still able to use on their own. The Texans make the rookies buy them.

This story is so much fun.
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NEWS: Your 2026 College Football Hall of Fame class, including Gary Patterson, Chris Petersen, Peter Warrick, Marvin Harrison and more.

I was there and I hate this fact

The chairman and founder of Texans for Lawsuit Reform points out that trial lawyers are spending millions to shape right-wing politics and abandon tort reform. bit.ly/4aMqjoD

Very proud of the alert we wrote on this one

Houston megachurch attendee kicked by camel during extravagant Christmas show Champion Forest Baptist Church said a guest was hit by a camel used in its annual Christmas Spectacular.

The headline on this one says it all.

C.J. Stroud escape hatch

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Mattress Mack slept outside without a mattress to raise funds for the youth shelter Covenant House Texas. Here's what he's been thinking about since. bit.ly/44voubn

Tornado damage cleanup underway after storm hits Houston Some northwest Harris County neighborhoods affected by Monday's storm may see an increased law enforcement presence during cleanup efforts.

Some northwest Harris County neighborhoods affected by Monday's storm may see an increased law enforcement presence during cleanup efforts.

Despite increasingly intense and frequent storms, Greater Houston continues to add thousands of new homes inside floodplains each year.

TCU is a disaster and Dykes would be getting fired right now if his first year there was anything other than a historic run to the national championship game

TCU fans to Sonny Dykes

GO CATS

I remember the days when Texans fans were heartbroken that the team didn't hire him. How times have changed

If this happens, I think I'm contractually obligated to attend.
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Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups has been charged in an illegal poker operation tied to the Mafia, law enforcement sources told ABC News. Billups was arrested in Oregon, where is expected to make an initial court appearance on Thursday, sources said.

we’ve got a mafia poker ring abcnews.go.com/US/miami-hea...

That guy's "Seattle Lol" shirt is so mean lmao

BREAKING: Houston Rockets star Kevin Durant has agreed to a two-year, $90 million contract extension with the franchise, his business partner and Boardroom CEO Rich Kleiman tells ESPN. The new deal includes a player option in 2027-28.

Idk who reported it first but please credit the Northwestern Wildcats with getting James Franklin fired

What losing to Northwestern does to a mf

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text He’s genuinely an idiot. GUNNER OLSZEWSKI on Cam Skattebo

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

I’m already getting tired of Texas Tech doing smart and cool things

Also, Dolly Python is an A+++ snake name

Snake found in EaDo club The Secret Group after hiding for four months Panicked employees weren't sure what to do with a reptile on the loose.

This story is WILD

Welp

Can you sideline someone who is always on the sideline?