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@ooomaybeitscake

Dylan (they/them) 35. Don’t even look at me if you’re an AI slop artist or apologist. Also there’s naked stuff here so no minors πŸ”ž.

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John Lennon doing that stupid walk

John Lennon doing that stupid walk

Walking away from Omelas like

10.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1705 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 9
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OC sketch from my lunch break :)

09.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 1133 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

Alternate version of me istg

08.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol

06.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1567 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

Forever mad that the left didn’t arrive first at β€œjust do whatever and ignore all laws”. Coulda done some cool shit.

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 7127 πŸ” 2101 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 12

Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed

05.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2236 πŸ” 750 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6
An important academic update

An important academic update

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 3150 πŸ” 394 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 14
Android 18 from dragon ball holding a surfboard looking at the horizon at sunrise.

Android 18 from dragon ball holding a surfboard looking at the horizon at sunrise.

Android 18.

06.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 3571 πŸ” 588 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4
boob angel hanging out in a pool i didn't bother to draw. she's got a cross necklace and a bikini held up by a little cross amulet jesus (who is straining to support the weight)

boob angel hanging out in a pool i didn't bother to draw. she's got a cross necklace and a bikini held up by a little cross amulet jesus (who is straining to support the weight)

04.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 1330 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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putting my self insert in situations

04.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 1459 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 4576 πŸ” 1902 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 12234 πŸ” 2446 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 69
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o sky, o sea of ink
pale full moon unveiling
o mistress, may I drink
may I be your plaything
grant me dreams unfailing

03.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 6628 πŸ” 1161 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 6

Really extra fucking crazy that they think Jesus is gonna come back and not be specifically very mad at them.

03.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Threads of Fate posting this Monday

02.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 608 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 13
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MF DOOM

03.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 5397 πŸ” 1848 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 6
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Kid
#ChronoCross

02.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 693 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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waow

02.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 1151 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rosalinde from Unicorn Overlord!

28.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 3217 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Balatro Starway Mod is finally ready~!πŸ’™πŸ©· A vanilla friendly resource pack adding Joker art from various Yuri series, as well as my original Characters!

Code was made by: @/05060403.bsky.social (ty!<3)

NexusMods:
nexusmods.com/balatro/mods...

GitHub:
github.com/05060403/bal...

27.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 722 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6
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A sketch, cropped to show only the boobs. They have very puffy nipples.

A sketch, cropped to show only the boobs. They have very puffy nipples.

Boobs πŸ™

27.02.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 2534 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0
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Miss Piggy and Kermie, the fanart winners for the month.

Full uncropped version + πŸ”₯ alt available for patrons.

27.02.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 3244 πŸ” 704 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 12
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[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

26.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 6149 πŸ” 1246 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 71

Trans people are my allies and if my government chooses to see them as an enemy than the government is my enemy as well. Fuck the state. Fuck the creep pedophiles that run shit. We will win and we will make a better world with them not in it, and some day we will laugh and dance on their graves.

26.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 2653 πŸ” 955 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

26.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 10052 πŸ” 2227 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 64

I will say this any chance I get: Itoi was part of far left student protests in the β€˜60s - β€˜70s where he physically clashed with police, was arrested 5 times, and ultimately dropped out of law school from his disillusionment

so he indeed knows how they work

26.02.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 2275 πŸ” 977 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 14
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