skarchomp (TAKING COMMISSIONS 1/2 SLOTS OPEN)

you blundering baboon!!

Being a knight is so hard, I got in trouble for spanking the princess when she was being annoyed

???? HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT WASN"T ALLOWED??

LETS GOOOOOOO

*I* know how Chainsaw Man is gonna end

You can't have the definitive "Terry is Batman" movie where he achieves a victory Bruce couldn't do in a way Bruce couldn't do and then have his actual last story be about these guys

Return of the Joker not being the series finale of Batman Beyond makes no sense. You can't have season 3 of that show following the events of that movie.

the forbidden dark magic takes a year off my natural lifespan with every spell but idc because i already consulted the cursed oracle to find out i die at 36 in an elephant stampede

It is perhaps easier simply to list the cartoon characters that Frank Welker did NOT voice.

jokes aside, im interested if not excited about a new airbender sequel movie. all criticism in mind, i still like the show. and i dont wanna hear shit about that because i know for a fact you all fucking love decades-later sequels to nickelodeon shows, youve eaten that shit up at least three times

that's right you dumb assholes the last airbender movie is gonna be all about the great divide how's that fucking taste

i have been known to giggle on occasion

i think if you wanna talk about how brave trans people are you should pay them $100,000 dollars each tbh

you babbling buffoon!!

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

#deltarune

wait the animated last airbender movie is a real thing? i thought that was just gonna be a piece of fanart that got reported on with no sources by fansites forever

👑 BLACK BOLT 🤫

read the new skybound transformers issue. by which i mean i read it when the leaks were posted and everyone said it was the worst thing ever lol. but it's actually out officially now. it's not actually the worst tf comic ever, but sure isn't great. (spoilers in thread i guess)

i went my whole life thinking i was giving onix the tungsten cube

more elf

My second printing cover for Absolute Wonder Woman #16 featuring Absolute Zatanna. Because who doesn't like psychotic magical goth baddie?

I don't have to justify my credentials on bluesky. I could name every bone if I wanted

support small businesses

"just use the bones of the slain as decorative accessories and NOT as part of your undead army" you want me to throw away money too?

how's your average necromancer supposed to make ends meet when skull pauldrons these days go for $240 a pop

ME: one stir fry for me, and uh, one stir-fly for the lovely arachnid
MY SPIDER GF:
👀👀👀👀
👉👉👉👉👈👈👈👈

Thank you for the meal

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

villain who desperately wants to give the "we're not so different" speech to the hero but she can't think of a single way they're actually alike in any sense that means anything

eventually she settles on "we're both girls!" and the hero starts to get the wrong idea