I refuse to believe that soak is faster at filling a bucket than shower
04.06.2025 18:52
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I refuse to believe that soak is faster at filling a bucket than shower
only sociopaths use the "soaker" setting on the hose
don't you dare wish me a "happy Pride month" if you're an anti-trans shitass
my brain broke trying to come up with the word for "scale" and all i could conjure was "weight apparatus"
Screenshot of a text message from an unsaved number: "I have achieved 35 years of sobriety."
these spam bots are out here working every possible angle
coming out as lesbian+
(the plus is for pedro pascal)
i write this emal reply so often that i'm amazed gmail predictive text hasn't figured it out yet
Michael C Hall as Dexter Morgan, holding a newspaper with the headline "Dexter Morgan is Dead" while raising his eyebrows and smirking
we're back for more! "dexter: resurrection" comes to paramount+ on july 11th 🔪🩸
is arbor day a union holiday
trying to explain the concept of "queer women can't sit properly" to a straight man is the thing that finally broke me
important question for straight women: is William H Macy hot?
why does the vet put my cat’s name in quotes on the invoice as if **allegedly** that’s her name
my cat has been to the dermatologist more than I have
this tab has been open on my computer for weeks but i can’t bring myself to read it, despite being super interested in the content. and that’s all you need to know about adhd.
gripping my dogs face and whispering intently: “you HAVE to be kissed. its the curse of being an angel”
robot massage screams FINAL DESTINATION death sequence
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jokes aside, there are MANY fantastic cats available to foster or adopt via Stray Cat Alliance. visit their website and enjoy these names as much as i did ♥️ and please consider taking someone home!
but some of y'all clearly took one look around the room and named your cat after the first thing you saw 🧐😂☠️
or even their favorite brand...
or their favorite fictional character...
others name them after their favorite celebrity...
there are several approaches when naming a cat.
some people go for something punny or cute...
i DID find one gold commemorative coin that's worth money only because it's ACTUALLY gold! who knew?? time to bury it in my backyard!!
in this climate, it's now socially acceptable to heart your own text messages
I assumed “bikes” lol but either way I was with you emotionally
I LOVE THEM I WOULD DIE FOR THEM
sure, adderall is great, but if it kicks in at the wrong time - say, when you've stumbled upon your childhood coin collection - you'll find yourself spending the next four hours inputting each coin's date, mintmark, condition, and metal composition into an app to calculate its value
Oh my GOD this means we can have a motorcycle gang!!
I love that you’re doing this and in all seriousness let’s have a ride whenever you’re ready ♥️
my manager just hearted my text and my agent gave it a thumbs up and that’s all you need to know about the difference between reps