Qin Su, Jin Ling, Mo Xuanyu, and Xue Yang are all fun options too. (the emotions over XY might not be as strong but XY's work product takes a nosedive and that would be annoying.)
I did not include JGS just because I can't imagine a scenario that wouldn't be too crack-y for my taste, but who knows.
09.03.2026 06:30
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as a fun bonus, this might be one of the few early-canon scenarios when Meng Yao might become so consumed with blinding rage that he tries to strangle someone with his bare hands.
09.03.2026 06:28
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NMJ is still royally pissed at Meng Yao but he's not going to take it out on his mom, yk?? So he takes Meng Shi under his protection.
If ever a MILF deserved to have a young, hot sect leader do the right thing when he accidentally knocks her up...
09.03.2026 06:26
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THE POTENTIAL. imagine: they fake her death to escape her contract and hoping the sympathy will give Meng Yao an edge in the getting-acknowledged quest. (it does not.) Meng Shi starts getting nervous during the Sunshot Campaign and ends up at the Nie camp somehow.
09.03.2026 06:26
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Just now realizing I didn't even think to include a LXC-specific prompt. But presumably anyone reading it will know that 3zun exists and is a possibility right?
You know what people ARE sleeping on? Nie Mingjue/Meng Shi.
09.03.2026 06:23
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Can't sleep so I clicked through the rare kink prompt page and ended up submitting one I am lovingly referring to as "Dirtbag Da-ge" in my head. Nie Mingjue fucking [person of the author's choosing] mostly if not exclusively because he knows it will piss Jin Guangyao off.
09.03.2026 06:22
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I remember the first weekend after I moved in at one point they were playing Chappell Roan, and right now they're playing an easy-listening/indie type of mix and so far I have known literally every single song π
08.03.2026 20:22
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One of my nearby neighbors occasionally opens a window and plays music at a volume that would be mildly annoying if it weren't for the fact that their music taste and mine align VERY well.
08.03.2026 20:20
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Terracotta desire, adoration glaze. (2023)
03.02.2026 18:04
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so fluffy! π―
08.03.2026 19:13
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aw I was just clicking through the rare kink challenges and one of them is a perfect match for a scene in my upcoming big bang. hopefully someone else claims it so they don't have to wait until October, tho.
07.03.2026 03:01
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doing macrame with undyed string feels so xiao xingchen-coded
06.03.2026 02:50
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Alec Bohm takes the field
Adolis Garcia prepares to throw a baseball
JT Realmuto takes the field
For our country, Philadelphia
04.03.2026 18:47
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yeah. I know it feels like you should just be able to write the perfect words first time. if you go slow enough, you should be able to just find each next perfect word.
but it's not like that. it's like a bicycle. too slow & you fall. it has to be in motion even awkwardly to get where you're going.
02.03.2026 20:59
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I had an absolute blast at this party btw. My only complaint was that too many people I love were having too many fun conversations and I couldn't give them all my attention at the same time, and that's a good complaint to have.
02.03.2026 01:54
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birdy bunting, as promised! I only took one hasty picture before the party started, IDs in the alt text
02.03.2026 01:51
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so clearly your nephew has chosen the appropriate medium for giant-arm hugs!
01.03.2026 05:17
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I learned this because she texted me out of the blue "I keep googling 'baby average wingspan' but apparently that is not a statistic people track.' π and after I did the math based on baby sweater sizing, concluded that the craft didn't really work at that large a scale.
01.03.2026 05:16
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my sister saw this cute valentine's craft someone made online that used accordion-folded paper to make a lil hug, and she texted me because she thought it would be cute to make one for her husband that was actually the size of their baby.
01.03.2026 05:16
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An attempt has also been made for vaguely birdy food?? Pesto spaghetti and mini meatballs which will ideally be arranged like a nest with eggs, veggie platter (birds eat plants), berry fruit salad, and dirt pudding w/ gummy worms in lieu of cake!!
28.02.2026 19:18
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I have also made some bunting featuring Pennsylvania birds!! Iβm still cutting these out but will def share photos when itβs hung up.
28.02.2026 19:16
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(I donβt know what the real term for that isβin my area we always play them at baby and bridal showers, where itβs like βsit down if youβre wearing purple.β This version is βsit down if your bird is not native to the state where you currently liveβ etc.)
28.02.2026 19:16
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It is a BIRDthday!! My guests will be dressed as the bird of their choice, there will be an origami corner and a βhow many birds can you spot in my apartmentβ game (I have not had to acquire any additional birds for this activity), and a Stand Up/Sit Down game.
28.02.2026 19:16
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Thank you for the spam!! These are all excellent. Iβm particularly happy to have other language options because I DO listen to a lot of music in other languages but I do not necessarily know their bird words so itβs been tough to pull out relevant songs.
28.02.2026 15:07
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DONE
28.02.2026 15:05
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What are your favorite bird-themed songs? Making a party playlist.
Bonus points for the ones that name obscure/specific birds--I checked a few existing playlists and noticed none of them had Hozier's Shrike, for example. Save my guests from having to hear the word "bird" 5 million times in a row.
28.02.2026 01:01
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Theyβre very smart people! They create wonderful TEXTUAL work for our museum! And they have never ever ever ever made a suggestion in a previous meeting that made me go βwow, the bored high schoolers who are our primary tour audience will love and understand this!β
27.02.2026 17:23
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Just found out my new tour script is going to be reviewed by the two most academia-brained employees in the unit and Iβm. Not going to get preemptively irritated with it but aughhhhhhhhhh.
27.02.2026 17:21
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It just occurred to me that a lot of bad MDZS discourse comes from people inappropriately applying a Prince of Egypt Moses/Ramses dynamic to Wei Wuxian/Jiang Cheng. Like there are surface-level similarities but they are Not the same.
26.02.2026 01:07
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"Does he spark joy?" with XY remains possibly the best shitpost in a fandom that contains many.
26.02.2026 00:32
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