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バンギラス擬人化

Kris is actually biologically related to their parents, humanity is just a recessive gene

i think it might literally be necessary to replay half life 2 every year

true! but i like coach so coach is my valve rep. he deserves more love.

honorable mention to P03 from inscryption as the dealer, but that might be retreading GLaDOS from the second game

My Poker Night 3 roster:

Dealer: Razum-Dar (The Elder Scrolls Online)
Amir Beckett (Warframe 1999)
Coach (Left 4 Dead 2, Valve rep)
Rose Lalonde (Homestuck)
idk any Telltale characters who aren't already in a Poker Night game and I barely even know the ones who are. Rhys Strongfork (TFTBL)?

knowing nothing other than this cat's name, I can discern that I would take a bullet for it

oh i thought you were doing a bit by purposely responding like an AI

if you're straight up just a bot you can fuck off

i hate you a little bit,

it takes actual minutes of real time between opening a chest or defeating a boss and getting the loot because every item drop is minted on the blockchain as an NFT. nobody asked for this

the world record is 3 minutes. half of that is loading screens.

tidbit from my writing: a techbro grift MMO called "The Seventh Sigil" features LLM-driven NPCs. the game treats them as "players" to allow them "agency" in the game world. a speedrun category has emerged to get plot critical NPCs ToS banned via prompt injection, softlocking the entire server

deadlock headcanon: air dashing isn't a gameplay abstraction to make the game more fun, people can just do that

Vyper deadlock is streaming making a tier list that makes no sense

What is Vyper even ranking?

my pancreas says no but the rest of my body says yes

LMFAO I LITERALLY KNOW EXACTLY WHY THIS HAPPENED AND I CAN CONFIRM TO YOU IT'S ENTIRELY 100% ON THE PART OF WHOMEVER PROGRAMMED THEIR PHONE SYSTEM THIS WAY 👇🏽🧵

This is from HR 7661, calling itself the Stop the Sexualization of Children Act. This must not pass.

I think Valve is getting slapped with an illegal gambling prosecution and not Roblox because, ironically, Valve is infinitely more clear and transparent about what is going on

no one needs therapy like therapists

in any case: pedojacketing is a rough fuckin thing to go through and i wish this wasn't a thing so frequently used against trans women

who do i have to fight.

Bully them harder actually

what say you now, twitter user CONEY

real ass-fighting game

this is literally what's stopping me from even *starting* to draw

i've finished one piece before and i'm convinced it's a fluke at this point

Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev

been there, hope things look up for you soon,

Screenshot from air purifier app with a big banner that says HARD BOILED EGGS VIEW RECIPE

i got this air purifier for christmas 3 years ago and now suddenly there are hard boiled egg ads in the app