That's a monkey paw wish if I ever heard one
13.03.2026 19:32
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That's a monkey paw wish if I ever heard one
I'm ready to pack my bags. I hate snow
How the fuck is it snowing in Seattle?? Spring is NEXT WEEK
Streaming now with the occult adventure The Dark Rites of Arkham on Twitch 🤘🦇🐙
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I threw my back out picking up my dog's poop this morning and the strongest pills I have are Costco brand Aleve and we lost an hour of sleep today. Suffice it to say I have to miss spinning disco at the tea dance today.
Stop! You're eating a coin purse!
It's a breeze 🌬️
There's a sense of shame and triumph that the bedroom wall clock will be correct again since I never changed it from the last daylight savings switch.
Tonight at @ponyseattle.bsky.social it's the monthly return of BEEFCAKE, retro gay bar tunes from the physique magazine era of 1955-1985
Awesome! I'll see you there!!
Pic of me with Tiffany "New York" Pollard smiling backstage at a nightclub
Throwback to meeting Tiffany "New York" Pollard while spinning Bearracuda in 2019. She was cool as hell! I'll be spinning Bearracuda Seattle again on April 4th at @massiveclub.bsky.social @bearracuda.bsky.social
Going live with The Dark Rites Of Arkham right now on Twitch.tv/kingofpants
Back then it was called "the horizontal waltz"
DO IT! 🌕
SAT 2/28 I'm spinning at BEAR-O-METER at @seeagle.bsky.social with special gogo guests Hudson & Hunter!
We quote the "Why is my back all wet?" line from that movie all the time
My first act as president will be to outlaw all Ru-sicals
That Traitors finale was really unsatisfying
SAT 2/28 I'm spinning at BEAR-O-METER at @seeagle.bsky.social with special gogo guests Hudson & Hunter!
True dried mango doesn't have that taste, probably a bunch of sugar added? I just don't get the mango hype
Going live now for Murder Monday with more play-along puzzles in Brink of Consciousness: Dorian Gray Syndrome
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It's mangoes. They taste like pine needles and are mostly pit.
Had a dream that there was some franchise crossover that made Krusty the Clown one of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space
This explains why I get so campy when I'm hungry
Headed to Portland to spin for Tusk tonight with DJ Sappho at Alberta St Pub!
Truly! Made a big impact on me
Going live now with what is hopefully the end of the spooky séance game that we've been playing for weeks upon weeks. 👻
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Tusk, an Orc dance party 2/14/2026 at Alberta St Pub in Portland OR
PORTLAND! This Saturday I'll be down to play TUSK, a gay Orc/Wizard/Barbarian/Fantasy dance party 🧌 2/14 at Alberta St Pub
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Exiting the Tiki Room at Disneyland I was behind Ginnifer Goodwin. She was asking a question then turned around to me and said "You're not my sister!".
I also had brunch at the next table over from Guillermo Diaz in West Hollywood.
