Emmett

New form unlocked! New sets coming in 2027 #LEGOSuperMario

Listen to music from Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury - Nintendo Music

This is a very niche post, but I’m so happy this track is on Nintendo Music now 🥹

God bless them 🤡

So Bluesky’s moderation is completely busted, right? I’ve seen countless holes & poles uncensored, but shirtless guys are getting censored.

My bad 🤭

idle Pokémon battle animations be like

A screenshot from Instagram saying: “my therapist: u are a good person and deserve to find love me: oh no i have tricked u too”

I’m glad I’m not the only one like this 🤡

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Born to take nudes and top twinks

Forced to work a 9-5

Yes 🙂‍↕️

Deleting your ChatGPT account just to sign up for Claude isn’t the flex you think it is

They should do a version of the Traitors, but there’s actually no traitors. Alan just gets to pick who is eliminated every night.

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Ok ok ok. Today could make it or break it. I’m trying to pretend I’m not nervous, but I am 🫠

People keep giving him a pass because they think he’s charming. He’s literally always given me the ick 🫠

I loved his social media team though.

Thanks!! 🥰🥰

I will be officially too old for Snapchat this Friday. Account deletion pending 😇

It’s been such a good fucking week 😭

and Darlene Mitchell.

Sometimes instead of closeups of bulges and male asses, my Instagram explore page exclusively shows me food

They’re also both bought and paid for by the same donors that the Republicans are. So there’s literally NO opposition.

They both think the way you show opposition is with strongly-worded letter and literally nothing else.

good morning

I’m glad I’m not the only one 🫠

These are gorgeous

Every time I read “BIPOC”, my fucked up brain auto interprets it as “bisexual person of color” 😭

Feeling like a YouTuber when I say this, but something great just happened and I can’t wait to share it with y’all.