@bettywatty
Part of the cabal of corrupt, evil epidemiologists trying to keep everyone alive. Personal account, so mostly shitposting on unrelated topics and occasionally re-posting people smarter and funnier than me.
Who the fuck says, “I own a cold plunge because I like to say I’ve got the hardest part of my day over with”?
(I know who, I already texted him to tell him his doppelgänger is on this season of Love is Blind.)
Gtfo of here you type 2 fun lovers.
Ok I guess a couple have said it but they didn’t use the exact “punk ass bitch” phrasing and I’m not sure the point was fully made
Just once I want to see a politician, when asked what a woman is, say, “someone who doesn’t ask me punk ass bitch questions like that.”
If you don’t ask punk ass bitch questions, congrats ur now a woman.
I’m gonna teach you to toast your spices and grind them in a coffee grinder
Also, why does everyone think bread making is so difficult? It’s not, you wanna know what’s difficult? Fuckin any recipe from Rainbow Plant Life.
If I get deployed to teach people how to cook y’all all learning how to make 5 different dals. You’re gonna use chickpea liquid to make gingerbread loaf
Happy you’re leaving MAGA? I guess. Kinda wish you hadn’t even started down that road. Fuck MAGA. Get off our feeds.
My IG is now Amanda Nelson, liberal fitness influencers, and now women leaving MAGA.
Like it couldn’t just let me be happy. The algorithm had to find some rage bait.
These women are welcome to find places with the Never Trumpers and the big tenters but please, no.
Lynda should know we are on to her
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I could have sworn this quote was from Olivia Nuzzi until I read the article. (It’s not, but why do they all write alike??)
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I think he was accidentally exposed to some of the fentanyl laced urine he had prepped for stock market analysts
Actually instead of SMU just call us boomer Sooners.
And I only say that because college football is very tribal, especially was this year
Alternatively, you can divide it by school. Am from metroplex. I divide it into Texas Tech, Aggieland, Longhorns, SMU and northern Texas Christian schools, Rice and UT Houston. Sorry to El Paso, you’re 700 miles away and basically California.
I am just continually amazed at how stupid they think 70% of the population is. Like sure there are some dummies and some normies but like come on.
Woman literally tried to bring her dogs to campus
For the record we do have a dog allowed on campus, her name is LCDR Abigail
This is why I failed out of journalism
I stole that screenshot, in other words. Without proper attribution. Bring out the firing squad
When I clicked on it, it asked me to log in. Couldn’t tell if that means they’d taken it down but that was too much effort to ask of me to figure it out.
Oh she is one of the people who slowly turns right instead of left when you know the right side is full then.
Snip of article that says candidates are limited to one lifetime divorce lol
I’m enjoying this part even more
Dude can’t pronounce acetaminophen
I bet she’s one of those people who turns right instead of left in the parking deck (j/k I’m assuming she’s at Roybal if she even shows up).
Still won’t get in one but
On the other hand, I saw a Waymo yesterday that executed the best left turn I have seen in years. Atliens can’t turn left, so seeing a car expeditiously accelerate on green and maintain the actual speed limit … was like seeing a giraffe on two legs in the middle of town.
But has she bought u shoes tho
I’m assuming I can’t use the courtesy copilot being shoved down my throat to help with this.
Groceries are things that go in a bag. Such an old fashioned term
Literally been waiting for this post ty sir
Worth the wait