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Yeah I scrolled back and saw. You sure did some damage to it though! So I think you won that fight

05.10.2025 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bruh I don't open bluesky for a week and this happens ๐Ÿ˜ญ I hope you're okay!! Or at least figure out what's not okay and get it treated ๐Ÿ’™

05.10.2025 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You must have used a skin grater on accident instead

18.08.2025 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Booo ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป why would your ankle break that's so rude

30.05.2025 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always make sure to walk a few meters and wait a few minutes after I vaped before I start coughing so that I look strong ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป

26.05.2025 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus christ man, stop smoking /j ๐Ÿ˜ญ

19.04.2025 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can go sue god together to get new bodies ๐Ÿค๐Ÿป

18.04.2025 06:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fast forward to him punching the air to fight the pollen. (I know he wouldn't but it's a funny image)

15.04.2025 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Personally, I love the morning coughing fits and the nightly itching the most ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

05.04.2025 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sucks. Brains do suck in general, I fear ๐Ÿซ‚

01.04.2025 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ that sucks so hard. I hope you'll recover quickly ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

28.03.2025 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's also a texture/taste thing for me, just the other way around ๐Ÿ˜ญ I don't mind vegetables too much as long as it's the specific ones I do like or as long as they're all blended together

24.03.2025 06:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel her because wdym it's all vegetables? ๐Ÿ˜ญ I have the food preferences of a toddler

24.03.2025 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw man, that sucks, I'm sorry. Maybe give Vanya a hug ๐Ÿซ‚

15.03.2025 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I totally get that, new and weird symptoms are always unsettling and you just gotta talk about it ๐Ÿ˜ญ whatever it is, I hope it will resolve very fast

11.03.2025 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus christ ๐Ÿ˜ญ I hope it will get better very soon

10.03.2025 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will visit you in jail ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

08.03.2025 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least give her a 30 minute break a day ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป you can't ler her work 24h straight :(

06.03.2025 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you make her work a 24h shift in the mines or why is she so tired? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

06.03.2025 08:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the spirit!

02.03.2025 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh, maybe I need to continue writing my migraine having reader / Lucifer fic and then the migraines will be gone for good

01.03.2025 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't even have an RGB cat? ๐Ÿคจ

28.02.2025 06:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚ felt. I've had so many migraines this months alone it makes me want to cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ

26.02.2025 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, they have gotten chummy with the AfD lately, but who knows how exactly it'll go

24.02.2025 06:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is one small good thing about the elections: the "far" left party doubled their numbers. They were projected to reach only 4%, but they got almost 9% instead. Which means that they'll get into the Bundestag, though most likely not into the active government. Still a small win!

24.02.2025 06:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would put that on my rรฉsumรฉ if I were her

21.02.2025 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ all the other stuff is so beautiful and then there's just the ties, probably something someone came up with while drunk ๐Ÿ˜ญ

19.02.2025 06:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lucifer presses a kiss to the crown of your head, then he too falls asleep. //

(The fact that this didn't fit in one post and not even in two ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ))

11.02.2025 07:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he begins to recount stories from the time before the brothers knew you. The words, spoken into your hair, weave around you, offering a repreive from the thoughts that had been haunting you. Before you know it, you're already fast asleep in his embrace. /2

11.02.2025 07:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lucifer is quick to notice you're not feeling great. Glancing at your curled up, silent form on the bed, he abandons his work and joins you. He gathers you into his arms, making sure to completely surround you with his presence and hold you close to where his heart beats. Then, in a soft voice, /1

11.02.2025 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0