Martin Becker

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Another symptom of Trumpism is shoving your head in the sand when *literally everyone* is telling you you're missing the point, instead of just taking a breath and trying to figure out if maybe, just maybe, you missed something here.

Do the people who think chatbots are alive also worry that popcorn is angry at them because it's so loud?

They don't, in fact, have a civil responsibility to vote. They have a civil responsibility to vote for a candidate that represents their interests.

I am GENUINELY curious what she thinks Harris' "job" was, then

Every single Democrat voted to confirm this guy

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

we haven't even been properly lied to about why we're doing this

And now to see if the US Congress or United Nations do anything about this.

At least a whole half century ruined because a game show host couldn't handle a black man making fun of him.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

Iran has fired ballistic missiles into:

Israel
Bahrain
UAE
Qatar

21 minutes ago Farnaz Fassihi The attacks have come on a Saturday morning, the first day of the week in Iran, with millions of people at work and children in school. Residents in Tehran described scenes of panic and chaos.

Tehran is a city of nine million people, with 17 million in the larger metropolitan area.

Saturday is the first day of the week for Iranians.

Millions of people are at work, and children are in school.

even the nightmares are more embarrassing. "epic fury." lives ended, the world destabilized, our futures ruined by a pack of miserable incel dorks

Amy Lee's newish song on blast, three different work projects and a postgraduate assignment on multiple monitors. Lights off, in the zone. Shades of a decade ago.

is the good life still loading?

Society: hey those rich guys are doing some pretty heinous shit

Rich guys: uh oh...um...hey what do you all think about pronouns

Society: holy shit we need to figure out this gendered bathroom thing, those rich guys doing heinous shit will have to wait. This is gonna take a while

Wonka told Charlie the other children would be fine. But, come on, we're all adults. No one ever saw those kids or their parents again.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Any bread can be sourdough bread if you don't wash your hands when you're making it

October 7th 2024
Treasure flower

VAN HOLLEN: What did everyone else have for lunch on Epstein Island?

LUTNICK: Everyone else ordered the pedophile salad.

VAN HOLLEN: And what did you order? I will remind you you are under oath.

LUTNICK: I ordered a normal salad. With green goddess dressing. But there was... a kitchen mistake.

I'm honored to share that I didn't post some nonsense to LinkedIn humble-bragging about something that isn't particularly noteworthy.

The thing about kids asking about gay people is that most kids, when left to their own devices, will be more confused by anyone making rules that only certain people can kiss or get married than they will be by random people of various genders kissing or getting married.

I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷‍♂️

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promine...

MAGA-aligned military commanders are pressuring enlisted service members to go to the Melania movie and bring their families. Troops at 8 different bases have complained. www.businessinsider.com/us-military-...

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran