Chris Bartram

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Good morning!

I don't think anyone has thought this war through. If Dubai collapses, our countries are going to be flooded by influencers, tax dodgers, and fucking idiots.

Can’t believe nobody wanted to read the articles nobody bothered to write

A house for sale in MINGE LANE.

They’ll need to trim that bush.

Native British Animals you say?

Would you like to subscribe to my new service Kickr where we kick you in the balls repeatedly until you become human again?

Undated, unsigned painting depicting... well, something.
1700s.

This video is trending in France and i share it bc it's so funny
She says that she'll leave Morocco for some time to go back to France and she founds no one to take care of her dog, the people who had him before said no, it's unclear why

Grok (weeping digital tears)

“Please, this is the 40th render of Churchill in badger form on a £50 note I’ve done. Is the joke worth it?”

Me:
“Bigger penis on it”

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop clenching your jaw, drink some water, take your meds.
-Worrying is worshipping the problem. (I saw that said elsewhere and winced at the truth of it.)
-The Cursed Object has declared all the ceiling fans are part of Curseyland.
❤️ Auntie Jilli

doctor: you have synesthesia

me: I see what you’re saying

doctor: yes I know, you can stop telling me that

Have you always dreamed of owning a private island? A reminder on International Bagpipe Day that any island can be a private island if you have enough patience and a set of bagpipes.

In Flames - Where The Dead Ships Dwell (Official Music Video) YouTube video by In Flames

#MusicChallenge
#DavidsMonthOfMusic

Day 8 . A song that starts with I or by a group that starts with I.

In Flames: Where The Dead Ships Dwell

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX1J...

Im Nin’alu - Ofra Haza YouTube video by Ofrachai (Ofra Alive) עפרהחי

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#DavidsMonthOfMusic

Day 8 . A song that starts with H or by a group that starts with H.

Ofra Haza: Im Nin'alu

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnz...

How democratic is the UK? The UK has a crisis of democracy

Average real wage of UK workers barely moved since 2008.

Some bosses collect 1,110 times the average worker pay.

50 families have more wealth than bottom 50% of the population combined.

Super-rich buy political parties and lawmakers to advance their interests.

Did you vote for the above?

GUNSHIP - DooM Dance (Feat. Carpenter Brut & Gavin Rossdale) [Official Music Video] YouTube video by GUNSHIPMUSIC

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Day 7 . A song that starts with G or by a group that starts with G.

Gunship: DooM Dance

www.youtube.com/watch?v=trF4...

If you have an older cable with no VIN limit then they are quite sought after. No good for newer cars but for pre-2018 they're good.

Fiction Factory - (Feels Like) Heaven (Video) YouTube video by Fictionfactory1VEVO

#MusicChallenge
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Day 6 A song which starts with F or a song by a band that starts with F

I can get both in one, and a double for the band.

Fiction Factory, Feels Like Heaven

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQBo...

“Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas”

The Eden House - Neversea YouTube video by The Eden House

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Day 5 A song which starts with E or a song by a band that starts with E

The Eden House: Neversea

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJP...

Fingers crossed for her.

I BOUGHT A CAR WITH A MILEAGE BLOCKER - MAKE SURE YOU DON'T YouTube video by volkswizard

For example: youtu.be/1DfdRGYQxNs?...

My partner's elderly mother thinks I'm a barrister and always asks me about the legal profession. I'm actually a barista in a failing coffee shop, but we find it too hilarious to correct her

Paul McCartney has written a song encouraging returning Britons to enjoy British chocolate.

It’s called You Say Dubai, I Say Freddo.

Delicacy!

I mean, plenty of vicars have presented local children with sausages, but I wouldn't suggest it was a 'reward'.

We really need to ramp up the 'Cleese died and was replaced with a double after A Fish Called Wanda' conspiracy, for his own sake.

No, *you* got excited by old diesel engines.

A rather time-worn boat stored out of the water under cover. There are holes in the hull.

The introduction video at the Ellesmere Port boat museum asks "can you imagine what it would be like crossing the Mersey in this?"

Wet, I would imagine.

Cambridgeshire Live: The half-monkey demon with 'staring eyes' said to haunt Cambridgeshire village.

Cat.