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Joseph Zucker

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Ohio's biggest Seattle Storm and San Diego Padres fan. Breaking news writer at Bleacher Report.

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Every time I hear him on MLB Network, it’s like if a dog learned how to talk about baseball

11.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When dealing with a β€œcomplex” and β€œcomplicated” situation, you always want to wait until right up to any self-imposed deadline to get serious about finding a solution

11.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what leadership and accountability looks like πŸ™Œ

11.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even care about the CBA negotiations anymore. Just tell me who the 2026 WNBA Advocacy Award recipient is.

11.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where’s Sami Whitcomb going to sign?

11.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Extensive testing showed Maxx Crosby doesn’t have that dog in him

11.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Ravens will now pivot to their second target, Mojtaba Khamenei

11.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never count out Touchdown Tom

11.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fine, I will play defensive end for the Baltimore Ravens

11.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wherever these negotiations are happening, Adam Silver is standing somewhere off to the side suggesting that they can wrap this up in 15 minutes with ChatGPT

10.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know about you guys but I'm feeling really good about the WNBA and WNBPA resolving the vast majority of their CBA disagreements before 11:59 p.m. ET

10.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

There are some things that are so objectively bad that a wrestler is going to say "Yeah, I tried my best with terrible material."

But I don't think they're that receptive to outside criticism. Imagine trying to constructively discuss The Bloodline storyline with any of the key players there.

10.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the SquaredCircle community on Reddit: That time in 1995 where Hogan set a dirtsheet on fire and gave a shoutout to the early IWC during a promo (2:19) Explore this post and more from the SquaredCircle community

I would love for LeBron James to print out an article about his future or Bronny and burn it in a trash can

www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...

10.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard to overstate the extent to which people in the wrestling business, from executives on down to the talent, exist in their own bubble

10.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to provide a draft of my response:

Good riddance, bozo!

09.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stepping in to cancel this promotion looks worse for the NBA than just letting it go ahead imho

09.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NBA cancels Hawks' planned 'Magic City' promotion

I’m glad the NBA is taking a moral stand here. Well, I’m off to visit the official NBA app and check out the betting lines for every game tonight.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...

09.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing a standing ovation for The Rock’s acting is more embarrassing than clapping for Trump imho

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will say, I met some truly terrible people (a libertarian and a monarchist) on dating apps, so you do take your life in your hands sometimes

09.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should draft Drew Allar next

09.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Either the first or second message my wife sent me was about Virgil van Dijk’s ACL injury. A romance written in the stars.

09.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I met my wife on Bumble. Sounds like a skill issue, Vivian

09.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Tua signing with the Falcons is gonna bring oil prices down

09.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When it's not refusing to sever ties with its scandal-ridden benefactor or shuttering its Office of Diversity and Inclusion, Ohio State is plastering the name of a defense contractor all over the single most visible structure on campus.

Great stuff

09.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OSU administrators are doing the impossible. They're making me feel sorry for OSU grads who are watching their alma mater make shortsighted decision after shortsighted decision.

09.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ohio State President Ted Carter resigns over inappropriate relationship Ohio State President Ted Carter has resigned after a little more than two years on the job.

Looking forward to an apologetic letter from Les Wexner pledging to do better when he handpicks the next OSU president

www.dispatch.com/story/news/e...

09.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This man never turns down an opportunity to swindle DC and surrounding areas

09.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I see Ted Leonsis is involved in this

09.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The markets don't seem to be reacting positively to the Dolphins releasing Tua Tagovailoa

09.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1