Don't I know it
13.03.2026 23:19
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Don't I know it
A parakeet being held by salad tongs, labeled "left thigh" "right thigh" and "me"
When she asks for help shaving
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I'm going to leave slots open for 2 more people but after that I'm probably going to be closed for a few weeks. If you have any inquiries send em now cause after that it's gonna be a minute till i'm back on here. I need time to log off and decompress and just draw for a bit.
The man isn't ALL hype. He really does have a strong natural talent for making music, and decades of experience.
Pity that he's a total lunatic.
My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh.
Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram
Gonna try and grab some freelance writing gigs. I'm uncomfortable with how much debt I'm carrying right now.
IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS
*sees the gargantuan metallic behemoth laying waste to all before it, leaving a swathe of devastation in its wake*
".......I should call her"
Bro we would have had SO much fun together
Chaotic Knocked-Up
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It's not a theory it's a historical fact
Olive may be a distant cousin
Cowardice is a disqualifying condition
And you could tell the entire time, the Union guy was fully ready to actually meet a senator in mutual combat. Mullen remained glued to his seat.
The things men will do instead of therapy
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
"STOP YELLING! I've been BLINDED, Sharon!!"
This is funny as fuck actually
It's like one of those magic eye posters you have to cross your eyes to see correctly, and suddenly you find a boat or something, except in this case the boat is my entire military career going down in flames
That special moment of figuring out your child has a very uncommon and frustrating form of autism. That moment when you realize you ALSO have it and suddenly your entire life shifts into perspective and the floor falls out from under you.
We could be enlightened, kind, loving and young until 200 but we spent that money blowing brown people to bits for fossilized plant shit that's boiling the Earth so rich people can fuck kids
I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.
This video is lowballing it.
Trans Derangement Syndrome
These dudes really are yearning for a time that was fully manufactured and inauthentic, and they blame people with colorful hair and pronouns as if we somehow ever had control over the systems that "took this from them"
Early 2000's fandom really skewed my perspective on this. It felt like I kept running into gay guys that were suddenly realizing they were bi when an attractive girl turned out to be a furry. Felt like that kind of attention drove a lot of women away, and the ones who stayed, well...
Here's the thing, as someone who has felt that way before:
There exists a beautiful future that you help to create, with kindness, love, and generosity. Not that you recieve, but that you give freely without expectations. Without you, things will be that little bit worse.
Sounds like that's your career my man. Been to college?
Load-bearing eyebrows
