Why are you, as a man, ticklish?

Mad Max: Pig in the City

It’s genuinely depressing!

You’re thinking of humpty dumpty’s egg

If you’re a personality hire, don’t have a shitty personality

Adam Driver yelling in The Marriage Story meme - “I had three beers and no dinner for you!”

I left my guitar pick in El Segundo

Red Red Wine Supernova

It’s always Jamiroquai and never Jamiroq-how

I’ve got HOW MANY more silver dollars?!

A 3 hour podcast differentiating milkshakes and smoothies

MJ Huberman

I’ve seen Jennifer Garner in 500 commercials and one movie. But the one movie was Dallas Buyer’s Club, so go ahead, Jennifer.

Eating an orange during my lunch break like it’s halftime at a soccer game